Seminary: bleary eyed brainwashing

Post by **_barrelomonkeys** » Tue Sep 25, 2007 2:39 am

*waves to PP from the corner*

Polygamy I'm in the corner............

Post by **_barrelomonkeys** » Tue Sep 25, 2007 2:40 am

Ah nevermind.

:)

Post by **_The Nehor** » Tue Sep 25, 2007 2:43 am

Polygamy Porter wrote:
The Nehor wrote:No, you need to read what I said. What happened was in Second Grade a boy asked me what religion I was in. I said I was Mormon. He looked at me strangely and asked (without any malice) if my dad had lots of marriages (in about those words). I asked my dad why he would say that. He explained some of it.
READ WHAT Nehbore?

You said
I went through school with a healthy diet of polygamy jokes.
So one time in second grade is a HEALTHY DIET?

Talk about stretching the truth. But lemme guess God told you to type out your post like you did, right?

Then you whined
My marital status is a sensitive subject but thanks for your crass reminder. I'll write it off as part of your being drunk.
Hey, just calling what I see.

Don't come on this board acting like you are a perfect Mormon when you are not. Get married like you were commanded to do, then you have a little more piety on which to pontificate.

Perhaps if you spent less time on these boards and less time hanging out with Elo-what-ever-his-mormon-name-is, then you might improve your chances?

Just do like you claim god told you to do and obey the commandment. I am sure there are dozens of sweet spirits in the singles ward just waiting for you to blindly obey!

I did have a diet of polygamy jokes. I laughed them off for the most part after learning in Second Grade enough to do so. I think it was 5th grade that they picked up in and in Middle School and High School the jokes got more lewd.n I learned more bit by bit as time went on of course.

Okay, calling them as you see them. I see you as someone who blames parts of his childhood for pain he should have gotten over years ago. In addition to blaming the people responsible or perhaps instead of blaming the people responsible you blame the religion you were taught in childhood. As opposed to tossing it away and moving on you have a fixation with it that leads you to demean it in any way possible as if somehow you can hurt the Church back for pain you still haven't gotten over.

Am I close?

Normally I'm nicer but hey, like you said until I get married I'm really lacking in piety.

Post by **_The Nehor** » Tue Sep 25, 2007 2:44 am

barrelomonkeys wrote:
The Nehor wrote:
barrelomonkeys wrote:I know that Merc has an incredibly sexy voice and is sitting in a fancy smancy hotel right now in New York City missing his beautiful wife and young family.

I know that Nehor will be putting on his one piece footsie jammies at some point this evening and snuggling up with his pillow.

*GOES TO SIT IN THE CORNER*

Actually no, it's way too hot for that.

It should always be too hot for that. ;P

AND I BEG YOUR FORGIVENESS FOR BEING SO SNARKY! ACK!

*fret*

It's all good, I'm very, very snarky today.

Post by **_The Nehor** » Tue Sep 25, 2007 2:49 am

KimberlyAnn wrote:
The Nehor wrote:
Mercury wrote:Nehor, you are a caricature of naïveté

You're a caricature of an angry adult who can't get over his abusive childhood and has somehow transferred his mommy issues to the religion his parents held. Let's just call it even.

What the hell is your problem, Nehor? Wade's not here, so you're taking over the role of board jack-ass?

KA

Don't we need one? If you will take a look at my resume you'll see I'm qualified to take the role. We have Merc and PP. The board needs symmetry.

Post by **_Mercury** » Tue Sep 25, 2007 2:54 am

The Nehor wrote:
barrelomonkeys wrote:
The Nehor wrote:
barrelomonkeys wrote:I know that Merc has an incredibly sexy voice and is sitting in a fancy smancy hotel right now in New York City missing his beautiful wife and young family.

I know that Nehor will be putting on his one piece footsie jammies at some point this evening and snuggling up with his pillow.

*GOES TO SIT IN THE CORNER*

Actually no, it's way too hot for that.

It should always be too hot for that. ;P

AND I BEG YOUR FORGIVENESS FOR BEING SO SNARKY! ACK!

*fret*

It's all good, I'm very, very snarky today.

a**hole != Snarky

Post by **_The Nehor** » Tue Sep 25, 2007 2:57 am

Mercury wrote:
a**hole != Snarky

Probably.

Congrats Merc, you won. You (and others) insulted me enough in quantity and quality to make me lose my temper and start trading insults. Most people can't do that.

Post by **_Mercury** » Tue Sep 25, 2007 2:59 am

The Nehor wrote:
Mercury wrote:
a**hole != Snarky

Probably.

Congrats Merc, you won. You (and others) insulted me enough in quantity and quality to make me lose my temper and start trading insults. Most people can't do that.

No, all we did was expose your true character. It does not matter, as in the end you will retreat to the fantasy world you borrow from Mormonism.

Post by **_barrelomonkeys** » Tue Sep 25, 2007 3:05 am

Well I got a bit snippy feeling when Mercury's childhood was brought up with a bit of taunting going on....... that concerned/concerns me.

Post by **_Polygamy Porter** » Tue Sep 25, 2007 3:11 am

Unless you are worthy LDS male, do not come on this board and tell others that they are wrong.

By Neh's own revelations, he is not a worthy LDS male, k?

NEXT!