Bond...James Bond wrote:Alright...time for a real head scratcher.
Would you rather......be 6 ft tall and really ugly, or 3 ft tall and really handsome/beautiful?
I'd go 6 foot and ugly. I mean if your 3 foot, you ain't no Brad Pitt, no matter how pretty you are. So you may as well be able to reach the top shelf...
Yeah, if you're 6' and ugly, at least you can get plastic surgery. Can't do anything about being 3'.
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Bond...James Bond wrote:Alright...time for a real head scratcher.
Would you rather......be 6 ft tall and really ugly, or 3 ft tall and really handsome/beautiful?
Oh! Ack.
Hmm... Uh. Hm.
If I was 6 ft tall and really ugly can I give myself other attributes like being brainy? Like SUPER DUPER brainy?
Or an astronaut, or something cool?
You're not allowed to bargain but.... (You're an insurance underwriter with average brains. You watch Jeopardy, but don't answer most of them cause you don't recognize alot of the things being asked....so you hold a paperback and pretend to be reading.)
Ew. I mean the Jeopardy thing doesn't sound so bad. But pretending to read? And an insurance underwriter?
Bond...James Bond wrote:Alright...time for a real head scratcher.
Would you rather......be 6 ft tall and really ugly, or 3 ft tall and really handsome/beautiful?
Well, since women all claim to not be superficial (hearty laugh there...), it shouldn't matter, right?
Oh! Scottie please meet Monkeys.
Superficial? Quite!
Oh wait...... did you mean about judging others appearance or my own?
I don't care what guys look like for the most part. I mean as long as they don't have extra appendages or growths I'm usually pretty good if they have it together in the brains department.
Bond...James Bond wrote:Alright...time for a real head scratcher.
Would you rather......be 6 ft tall and really ugly, or 3 ft tall and really handsome/beautiful?
Well, since women all claim to not be superficial (hearty laugh there...), it shouldn't matter, right?
Oh! Scottie please meet Monkeys.
Superficial? Quite!
Oh wait...... did you mean about judging others appearance or my own?
I don't care what guys look like for the most part. I mean as long as they don't have extra appendages or growths I'm usually pretty good if they have it together in the brains department.
Yes, others appearance.
I love when women say they don't care about looks, but as Bond, Nehor and I can attest, they most certainly DO!!!
If there's one thing I've learned from this board, it's that consensual sex with multiple partners is okay unless God commands it. - Abman
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I'm more interested in what it would take to stop everyone from caring about Andrew Sullivan's opinions. I think I may have found the context in which the recently much discussed D-word is not only applicable but necessary.
From the Ernest L. Wilkinson Diaries: "ELW dreams he's spattered w/ grease. Hundreds steal his greasy pants."
Here's a question for the ladies that I saw a couple years ago in a magazine:
Would you rather be crippled in a wheelchair, or obese?
75% of the women in the magazine chose crippled. What do the chicks here think?
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I want option three: Aimee Mullins-style legs. Not just her running ones but also her hand-carved Alexander McQueen wooden jobs and the rest of her art and fashion leg repetoire.
From the Ernest L. Wilkinson Diaries: "ELW dreams he's spattered w/ grease. Hundreds steal his greasy pants."