Speaking of masturbation...

[_why me]

Harmony, Simon, Nehor, and I all represent the faith a hell of a lot better than you do. At least, we all go to Church on Sunday, and are actually invested in the Church with callings.

And are you pretending to be faithful? At least people know where I stand. I am upfront about myself and I don't pretend to be someone that I am not. I have no beef with simon or nehor. I don't even have a beef with you or harmony.

And I am no hypocrite.

[_Buffalo]

I believe you're thinking of Droopy's alcohol addiction, buffalo. I'm not aware of him ever speaking of a porn addiction.

Yup, my bad. I apologized in Droopy's "worm" thread

[_Buffalo]

If you ever lose your faith, you might be surprised to discover that the appeal of porn is lost with it. Forbidden fruit isn't half as enticing when the forbidden part is taken away.

Oh, and the word you're looking for is further, not farther.

Again you haven't a clue what effects porn has. Sin? Please enough with this. Porn is addictive because the producers make it addictive. And they know how to do it. Forbidden fruit? Hardly. But enticing, yes.

Yes, Why Me. They inject the actresses with heroine and that's transmitted visually to the viewer. That's gotta be it.

[_3sheets2thewind]

However, moms and dads hardly ever consider the mess when they have a talk with their son about masturbation. Not so pretty to find sperm drops on the bathroom floor. And if the big sister finds them, well, the embarrassment of the son will be tremendous as she makes a big deal of it.

Why not just have the son clean his own bathroom? Then it's a non-issue!

by the way, I find your vivid description of a teen-aged son dropping sperm on a bathroom floor, and that sperm being discovered by an older sister, very creepy.

cheese and crackers, over react much? "vivid description" hardly, and not even close.

I found a nickle of on the floor.

While strolling through the town square, humming a lovely tone, and pondering the great questions of life, I reach into my pocket. I was hoping that by some small chance I might find a nickle; for in my currently travels I was besought by a young lad who wished for a lollipop and was in want of a nickle. I did not believe I had anything to offer, and so I walked passed without even acknowledging the young lads presence. As I reached into my pocket, I felt nothing, looking down in bewilderment, I noticed glistening in the Sun light, with such wonder and glory a nickle. Which I grabbed up and post haste return to the young lad.

Now which one is vivid and which one isn't.

And for someone who use profanities on a public board compared to someone who uses medically accurate terms for boldly fluids, I think the medically accurate use of bodily fluid better represent the LDS faith than someone who uses profanity. But that's just my two cents.

[_Yoda]

And for someone who use profanities on a public board compared to someone who uses medically accurate terms for boldly fluids, I think the medically accurate use of bodily fluid better represent the LDS faith than someone who uses profanity. But that's just my two cents.

You're obviously entitled to your opinion.

First and foremost, I'm a parent. And, as far as I'm concerned, from a mother's perspective, Why Me made an inappropriate comment to a mother on the board (Just Me).

Overreaction? Maybe...but I don't apologize for it in the least.

Why Me obviously has your permission to make comments about your teen-aged son's sperm spilling activities all day long.

Good to know.

[_why me]

You're obviously entitled to your opinion.

First and foremost, I'm a parent. And, as far as I'm concerned, from a mother's perspective, Why Me made an inappropriate comment to a mother on the board (Just Me).

Overreaction? Maybe...but I don't apologize for it in the least.

Why Me obviously has your permission to make comments about your teen-aged son's sperm spilling activities all day long.

Good to know.

Well, quite frankly Liz I find the exmo idea of masturbation rather difficult to comprehend. Let me give you an example. On this thread the exmos more or less believe that it is quite natural for boys to masturbate like some masturbating bear on Conan O'Brian. However very few of these parents understand the logistics of it. For example:

Dad: Honey, where is Joey?

Mom: oh...he is the bathroom doing you know what.

Dad: Really? How long has he been in there?

Mom: about 30 minutes. I am sure that he will be finished soon. Do you need to use the toilet?

Dad: well...it would be nice. But lets not hurry the boy.

Mom: Okay.

15 minutes later Joey appears.

Dad: Is the bathroom free son?

Son: Yes dad.

Mom: did you clean up after yourself?

Son: Yea...Mom.

Mom: good boy.

Sounds normal too me. Unless of course, the boy needs to hide it and only do it when mom and dad are not home.

[_Rambo]

Sounds normal too me. Unless of course, the boy needs to hide it and only do it when mom and dad are not home.

haha why me. This is just so silly. Most boys would do it late at night when there parents are not up or they would do it in the shower.

Mormon boys look at porn and masturbate when there parents are not home.

A boy is most likely not going to masturbate in the middle of the day while there parents are at home and there is only one bathroom. Most houses have more than one bathroom anyways. They would most likely pick the bathroom that is not being used as much and no one would question them.

Some people also take a very long time going number two.

It reminds me of this family guys scene. Chris (the son) takes a very long time going to the bathroom and his catholic grandpa starts banging the door. After Chris gets out the grandpa says "God knows what you are doing in there boy." The grandpa then leaves and Chris says "God watches me going number 2. Wow I'm a sinner and God is a perv."

[_just me]

On this thread the exmos more or less believe that it is quite natural for boys to masturbate like some masturbating bear on Conan O'Brian.

CFR

This is a lie.

[_why me]

A boy is most likely not going to masturbate in the middle of the day while there parents are at home and there is only one bathroom. Most houses have more than one bathroom anyways. They would most likely pick the bathroom that is not being used as much and no one would question them.

I know. But reading the exmos on this forum with all their openness about masturbation and their boys doing it, seem to overlook the fact, that for most boys it still something that is not to made public. And so, there is still shame attached to it. Very few will admit that they masturbate four times a week or one time a week.

And that was my point too.

[_why me]

On this thread the exmos more or less believe that it is quite natural for boys to masturbate like some masturbating bear on Conan O'Brian.

CFR

This is a lie.

It is? Not one exmo or postmo has come out against masturbation on this thread. In fact, if anyone would come out against it, they would be bashed. How often can a boy masturbate during the week? Once, twice, three etc times a week. What would be your limit?