Huge day for me - going to Jesus mall for first time

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You know what would've been nice? The Mormon church building a homeless shelter staffed with counselors and medical assistants, and ministering to the poor and destitute.

That would've been nice. Give them bread. Give them shelter. Pay attention to them. Change their lives. Pretty sure Nordstrom isn't doing to do the trick.

Lord knows they have enough homeless downtown, anyway...

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ludwigm wrote:
Infymus wrote: I have no idea what these old guys are thinking.
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Well today I am in Utah visiting family and some of us are meeting up at a restaraunt at Gateway. Need to help the competition a bit today. :mrgreen:
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café crema wrote:
Chap wrote:I am not sure that I would like to assert that there is a 'moral' difference between owning shares in companies that may conduct retail enterprises and managing a mall directly.

On the other hand, the idea of the Prophet and Apostles being involved in deciding what mix of fast-food chains to allow into their mall, or whether Victoria's Secret should be included is a kind of reductio ad absurdum of the proposition that a church supposedly founded by Jesus could, consistent with his teachings, be immensely wealthy and attempt to make even more money by selling people lots of stuff.

I mean, the mouthpiece of God on earth spoke, and he said "1, 2, 3 - let's go shopping!". No ... cannot compute ...

Not to mention the posters they use to advertise it, an LDS woman who wore a backless dress like the woman on the poster would most certainly be regarded as walking porn.

I think a backless dress is the most alluring.

Better than all that strapless stuff with them pulling it up all the time.

Either one doesn't work well with the garmies do they? hmmmm
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Chap wrote:I am not sure that I would like to assert that there is a 'moral' difference between owning shares in companies that may conduct retail enterprises and managing a mall directly.

On the other hand, the idea of the Prophet and Apostles being involved in deciding what mix of fast-food chains to allow into their mall, or whether Victoria's Secret should be included is a kind of reductio ad absurdum of the proposition that a church supposedly founded by Jesus could, consistent with his teachings, be immensely wealthy and attempt to make even more money by selling people lots of stuff.

I mean, the mouthpiece of God on earth spoke, and he said "1, 2, 3 - let's go shopping!". No ... cannot compute ...

Now, wait a minute. I've not been to the Jesus Mall. Are you telling me there's a Victoria's Secret there? Maybe City Creek is a spiritual investment after all.
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Jason Bourne wrote:Well today I am in Utah visiting family and some of us are meeting up at a restaraunt at Gateway. Need to help the competition a bit today. :mrgreen:

I think Cam has posted here in the past about a great Thai food house at Gateway.
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Absolutely. Go to the Thai place. Order the one with the peanuts sauce.

No, BC Space. I did not say the penis sauce. C'mon, man.

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Infymus wrote:Most of us have known for a long time now that missions aren't to find new tithe payers. The mission is to cement the cult into the mind of the missionary by placing them away from home at a tender age and cut off all contact from friends and family. Their lives are controlled and the Cult is drilled into their heads daily. This is an effective means of bringing back a lifetime paying member.

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I think that you need to give it a rest. Take a step outside your own world and see just what you wrote. It sounds a little foolish. Both of my daughters have served missions and I see no cultish behavior among them.
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Doctor CamNC4Me wrote:Absolutely. Go to the Thai place. Order the one with the peanuts sauce.

No, BC Space. I did not say the penis sauce. C'mon, man.

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madeleine wrote:
The thing I think is important, is disclosure. If I'm donating funds I want to know how they are used.


Tithing funds are used for the benefit of the LDS church. And so far, I see no problem. The IRS has complete access to the financial statements. They can also be audited.

Now madeleine, we know that the vatican is a rather secretive onclave. We have no idea what is going on in the vatican bank or in the vatican itself. Can the IRS look at the vatican books? I don't think so. It is a state within itself.
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