Tator wrote:An elderly couple are getting ready for bed. The wife is standing in front of a mirror looking at herself as she gets undressed and she says gosh I am looking so old. Look at my big behind, my cottage cheese legs, sagging boobs, all my wrinkles, thinning hair and the bags under my eyes. This is so depressing. Then she says to her husband, "I could really, really use a compliment right now."
So he looks at her and says, "Er, well dear, your eyesight is damn near perfect."
This is the first one in the thread that actually made me LOL (I've heard most of the others).