The Top Ten Happenings in Mopologetics, 2011

[_Darth J]

Ray, you seem to be suggesting that studying the teachings of the LDS Church provides a successful and efficient I.Q. reduction program.

What a rude thing to say.

I have long realised that you worship "I.Q."

And therein is the "meaning of life".

What a sad person you are.

Thank you for being here to provide contrast.

[_RayAgostini]

This place is totally and comprehensively corrupt, and you were here from day one.

I wonder what inferences might be drawn from that.

Ray, if this is indeed the last thing you do before you die, then you will have a life well-spent.

You're such a fool, Darth. I've seen your kind come and go here.

This board has now become the most effective Mormon-hating site on the Internet - and you are one of its star boys.

Shades lost his claim to objectivity long ago, but he entertains suckers by the minute.

[_RayAgostini]

Thank you for being here to provide contrast.

I hope your "3am" moment arrives soon, even if it means relinquishing your fake five minutes of stardom here.

[_Ceeboo]

I'm here to tell you why this place is totally and comprehensively corrupt,

OK.
I have heard your message several times now.

and if it's the last thing I do before I die - it will be done.

That's an odd goal?
Perhaps you should place some of your efforts at the legacy you leave behind? Or feeding the hungry? Or helping the sick? Or playing gin? Or coaching baseball? Or....................?

I was here from day one, my fiend.

Were you always this confrontational and angry?

You're a novice.

You're a treat.

Peace,
Ceeboo

[_Darth J]

You're such a fool, Darth. I've seen your kind come and go here.

This board has now become the most effective Mormon-hating site on the Internet - and you are one of its star boys.

Ray, now you're making me blush!

Shades lost his claim to objectivity long ago, but he entertains suckers by the minute.

This kind of reminds me of It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown, when Linus keeps talking about looking for the pumpkin patch that is most sincere.

[_Darth J]

Thank you for being here to provide contrast.

I hope your "3am" moment arrives soon, even if it means relinquishing your fake five minutes of stardom here.

Fake? What do you mean, "fake"?

You mean, this isn't REAL??????

[_Ceeboo]

You're such a fool, Darth. I've seen your kind come and go here.

This board has now become the most effective Mormon-hating site on the Internet - and you are one of its star boys.

Ray, now you're making me blush!

LOL :)

People.........THAT was funny!

[_Darth J]

Every Halloween, the Great Pumpkin goes online and looks for the message board that is most objective.

He's got to pick this one! He's just got to!

[_RayAgostini]

Ray, now you're making me blush!



LOL :)

People.........THAT was funny!

Of course it "makes you blush", and it also reveals your true sympathies. You're still a greater target to me than Darth. At least he's an open hypocrite. You are a poser with "benign intentions".

And you support this den of iniquity to the proverbial hilt.

[_Darth J]

Ray, now you're making me blush!



LOL :)

People.........THAT was funny!

Of course it "makes you blush", and it also reveals your true sympathies. You're still a greater target to me than Darth. At least he's an open hypocrite. You are a poser with "benign intentions".

I know that I can never hope to have the moral stature of a shameless hypocrite, but the joy of being irredeemably beholden to may dark master, Satan, is in the service. I'm not looking for praise.

ETA: Oh, wait! I got confused. Ray is saying that Ceeboo is a greater target than I am.

Thanks for taking some of the heat off me, Ceeboo.

And you support this den of iniquity to the proverbial hilt.

Kind of a mixed metaphor you have going there, Ray.