What was Your Mission Like?

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Nolan wrote:
Sat Aug 16, 2025 7:08 pm
Morley wrote:
Sat Aug 16, 2025 6:46 pm
Yeah, credibility is a bitch.
Hey Morley, what exactly did I do to make you so angry with me? I think the board has a block feature (most boards do) if I bother you that much.
I’m far from angry, my friend. To be honest, I’m pretty amused.

I’m suggesting that your story doesn’t add up and that there might be some here who aren’t finding it to be credible. Earlier, I tried to back off a bit and just let you dig yourself deeper, but I’m not always so good at that kind of massive self control. My apologies.

You seem to be a smart guy. Work on your backstory, keep posting, and I will do my best to stop needling you.

By the way, I know nothing about your avatar. It certainly didn’t trigger me. You should put it back up. Maybe then, you can explain the story behind it, too.
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Physics Guy wrote:
Sat Aug 16, 2025 9:28 pm
For all I care, someone can consistently pose as a self-aware eggplant, as long as they don't mention their fear of frying too often.
Absolutely.
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Morley wrote:
Sat Aug 16, 2025 11:26 pm
Nolan wrote:
Sat Aug 16, 2025 7:08 pm
Hey Morley, what exactly did I do to make you so angry with me? I think the board has a block feature (most boards do) if I bother you that much.
I’m far from angry, my friend. To be honest, I’m pretty amused.

I’m suggesting that your story doesn’t add up and that there might be some here who aren’t finding it to be credible. Earlier, I tried to back off a bit and just let you dig yourself deeper, but I’m not always so good at that kind of massive self control. My apologies.

You seem to be a smart guy. Work on your backstory, keep posting, and I will do my best to stop needling you.

By the way, I know nothing about your avatar. It certainly didn’t trigger me. You should put it back up. Maybe then, you can explain the story behind it, too.
The avatar was just AI, and the prompt was “typical Utah Mormon guy.”
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Nolan wrote:
Sat Aug 16, 2025 11:40 pm
Morley wrote:
Sat Aug 16, 2025 11:26 pm
I’m far from angry, my friend. To be honest, I’m pretty amused.

I’m suggesting that your story doesn’t add up and that there might be some here who aren’t finding it to be credible. Earlier, I tried to back off a bit and just let you dig yourself deeper, but I’m not always so good at that kind of massive self control. My apologies.

You seem to be a smart guy. Work on your backstory, keep posting, and I will do my best to stop needling you.

By the way, I know nothing about your avatar. It certainly didn’t trigger me. You should put it back up. Maybe then, you can explain the story behind it, too.
The avatar was just AI, and the prompt was “typical Utah Mormon guy.”
Ha! Well played.
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Physics Guy wrote:
Sat Aug 16, 2025 9:28 pm
And there's this perpetually reincarnated Champion Eternal who can only ever rail against "Progressives", while being unable to define what they are.
Ahh, I see you are a man of taste, familiar with the literary themes of British author Michael Moorcock.

A tip of the hat to you!
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Nolan wrote:
Sat Aug 16, 2025 4:26 pm
Gabriel wrote:
Sat Aug 16, 2025 3:07 pm
Just 4 minutes after posting the above, you posted in Spirit Paradise that you served a Norwegian mission in 2004.

What happened during those four minutes that caused you to switch missions?

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I realized, in those four minutes, that I was thinking deeply about a companion from Norway who was the only good companion I had. So good, I wanted to also learn his native language (I thought the gift of tongues was real and wanted to take advantage of it). I typed Norwegian instead of Netherlands.

I hang my head in ultimate shame and unworthiness, I prostrate myself before you and beg for your forgiveness.
How long were you and he (the Norwegian) companions for?
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Conclusion. Therefore, the best evidence for the Book of Mormon is notoriously unreliable.
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I Have Questions wrote:
Sun Aug 17, 2025 6:52 pm
Nolan wrote:
Sat Aug 16, 2025 4:26 pm
I realized, in those four minutes, that I was thinking deeply about a companion from Norway who was the only good companion I had. So good, I wanted to also learn his native language (I thought the gift of tongues was real and wanted to take advantage of it). I typed Norwegian instead of Netherlands.

I hang my head in ultimate shame and unworthiness, I prostrate myself before you and beg for your forgiveness.
How long were you and he (the Norwegian) companions for?
Two months. How were your companions, normal?
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malkie wrote:
Fri Aug 15, 2025 9:34 pm
Home Teaching was a "forcing" issue for me. I was a more than average HT in terms of numbers, but was becoming more and more stressed by it.

After several years of inactivity in a small struggling branch where my wife was still an active and believing member, I felt sorry for the president and asked if there was any non-spiritual way I could help him. He knew both my state of disbelief and my breadth and depth of experience, so I hoped he might ask me to take on some purely admin stuff. Instead, he emailed me to ask if I would accept a HT assignment!

I replied that I would not, and explained why. Imagine a member asks me a question about almost anything. Do you want me to lie, or is it better if I tell them what I really believe? Needless to say, that ended the conversation. He knew I would not lie, and the alternative was not palatable.

I never served a mission, but I supported my son on his, including encouragement when things got tough.
malkie wrote:
Fri Aug 15, 2025 9:38 pm
Running this over in my mind, I think I've conflated some events, but I don't think I've done too much violence to the truth.
I'll forgive any accuracies, I suspect it is near enough to "facts" for the purpose of our discussion.

I don't envy your position. Probably not as upright as I should have been, but I was able to keep most of my disbelief buried until my wife was ready to call it as well (a story for another time but she, and really only she, knew where I stood). I was still serving in the EQ presidency the day we called it quits. Now I had intentionally opted for the more administrative duties when possible. It is a bit corny to type out but I've always derived a fair bit of enjoyment from the service elements of the work and so it was fairly easy to keep myself occupied. Some of that is directly related to having accommodating leaderships.

Given the kind of HT that was needed in our smaller branches I'm surprised your president wasn't more open to you serving anyway. 90% of my visits were much more welfare check than Sunday school lesson, but that may have been more of a regional thing. What a great disservice to the people in your branch that likely could have benefited from a kind face and a heartfelt visit.
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Xenophon wrote:
Mon Aug 18, 2025 1:08 pm
malkie wrote:
Fri Aug 15, 2025 9:34 pm
Home Teaching was a "forcing" issue for me. I was a more than average HT in terms of numbers, but was becoming more and more stressed by it.

After several years of inactivity in a small struggling branch where my wife was still an active and believing member, I felt sorry for the president and asked if there was any non-spiritual way I could help him. He knew both my state of disbelief and my breadth and depth of experience, so I hoped he might ask me to take on some purely admin stuff. Instead, he emailed me to ask if I would accept a HT assignment!

I replied that I would not, and explained why. Imagine a member asks me a question about almost anything. Do you want me to lie, or is it better if I tell them what I really believe? Needless to say, that ended the conversation. He knew I would not lie, and the alternative was not palatable.

I never served a mission, but I supported my son on his, including encouragement when things got tough.
malkie wrote:
Fri Aug 15, 2025 9:38 pm
Running this over in my mind, I think I've conflated some events, but I don't think I've done too much violence to the truth.
Yeah, the service aspect of LDS culture is a highlight and one of the reasons I didn’t jump ship right after (or during) my mission. The bad stuff the church does outweighs the good, without question, but at the local level it’s usually just regular people doing what they believe to be good, and I can get behind that. (Though, you don’t need a church for that.)
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Nolan wrote:
Mon Aug 18, 2025 1:00 pm
I Have Questions wrote:
Sun Aug 17, 2025 6:52 pm
How long were you and he (the Norwegian) companions for?
Two months. How were your companions, normal?
So after learning to speak Dutch at the MTC you then picked up Norwegian in 8 weeks in the spare time you had when not speaking Dutch, to the point you were pretty good at it. That’s impressive. But also not true. Right?
Premise 1. Eyewitness testimony is notoriously unreliable.
Premise 2. The best evidence for the Book of Mormon is eyewitness testimony.
Conclusion. Therefore, the best evidence for the Book of Mormon is notoriously unreliable.
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