Stormy Waters wrote:Change your avatar Stak. You've effectively posted a picture of a penis in every forum you've posted in
Looks like someone already disabled my avatar function, so problem solved.
In any case, gotta give me some credit, I managed to put over 4,000 penises on this forum in a short amount of time. Not even Paulie Ozborne could do that.
Apparently it was not Louvre compatible. Study Michelangelo's David. It was my first cornerstone (among others...).
Somewhere above this I wrote:Isaiah 28:16.Therefore thus saith the Lord GOD, Behold, I lay in Zion for a foundation a stone, a tried stone, a precious corner stone, a sure foundation: he that believeth shall not make haste.
Zechariah 10:4. Out of him came forth the corner, out of him the nail, out of him the battle bow, out of him every oppressor together.
Matthew 21:42.Jesus saith unto them, Did ye never read in the scriptures, The stone which the builders rejected, the same is become the head of the corner: this is the Lord's doing, and it is marvellous in our eyes?
Mark 12:10. And have ye not read this scripture; The stone which the builders rejected is become the head of the corner
- Whenever a poet or preacher, chief or wizard spouts gibberish, the human race spends centuries deciphering the message. - Umberto Eco - To assert that the earth revolves around the sun is as erroneous as to claim that Jesus was not born of a virgin. - Cardinal Bellarmine at the trial of Galilei
If I didn't know better, I'd say this reminds me of a 7th grade locker room full of adolescent boys who are fascinated with their ability to write their names on the shower wall using their shortest appendage.
Good grief.
(Nevo, Jan 23) And the Melchizedek Priesthood may not have been restored until the summer of 1830, several months after the organization of the Church.
harmony wrote:If I didn't know better, I'd say this reminds me of a 7th grade locker room full of adolescent boys who are fascinated with their ability to write their names on the shower wall using their shortest appendage.
Good grief.
Yeah. And they better do what you tell them to do, otherwise they'll be put out on the street and become thieves and whores.
V/R Dr. Cam
In the face of madness, rationality has no power - Xiao Wang, US historiographer, 2287 AD.
Every record...falsified, every book rewritten...every statue...has been renamed or torn down, every date...altered...the process is continuing...minute by minute. History has stopped. Nothing exists except an endless present in which the Ideology is always right.
Yes, Stak, I saw it. It was certainly a work of art. However, the way you used it, it was more like a yellow hi-liter. Looks like you permanently lost a function, just like Ludvig.
You been Bobbitized.
Huckelberry said: I see the order and harmony to be the very image of God which smiles upon us each morning as we awake.
harmony wrote:If I didn't know better, I'd say this reminds me of a 7th grade locker room full of adolescent boys who are fascinated with their ability to write their names on the shower wall using their shortest appendage.
Good grief.
I am delighted to see that you are under the illusion that all those boys grow out of that stuff in the end. Dream on ...
Zadok: I did not have a faith crisis. I discovered that the Church was having a truth crisis. Maksutov: That's the problem with this supernatural stuff, it doesn't really solve anything. It's a placeholder for ignorance.
harmony wrote:If I didn't know better, I'd say this reminds me of a 7th grade locker room full of adolescent boys who are fascinated with their ability to write their names on the shower wall using their shortest appendage.
Good grief.
I am delighted to see that you are under the illusion that all those boys grow out of that stuff in the end. Dream on ...
How depressing... half the population never outgrows adolescence. And they're the ones who hold the power. No wonder we have so many wars.
(Nevo, Jan 23) And the Melchizedek Priesthood may not have been restored until the summer of 1830, several months after the organization of the Church.
harmony wrote:If I didn't know better, I'd say this reminds me of a 7th grade locker room full of adolescent boys who are fascinated with their ability to write their names on the shower wall using their shortest appendage.
harmony wrote:If I didn't know better, I'd say this reminds me of a 7th grade locker room full of adolescent boys who are fascinated with their ability to write their names on the shower wall using their shortest appendage.
Good grief.
Chap wrote:I am delighted to see that you are under the illusion that all those boys grow out of that stuff in the end. Dream on ...
harmony wrote:How depressing... half the population never outgrows adolescence. And they're the ones who hold the power. No wonder we have so many wars.
I beg to differ, ma'am. That half of the population could outgrow adolescence if the other half didn't hold the power.
Harm and SP-- I do think you are talking about opposite halves.
About penis envy-- once I was angry about false accusations of drug abuse. I figuratively walked into a chat-room with a figurative squirt pistol loaded with urine, and figuratively unloaded it on the participants. One other participant got into the game, and started cleaning up the mess. It was a most excellent way of discharging my pissed-off-ness.
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Huckelberry said: I see the order and harmony to be the very image of God which smiles upon us each morning as we awake.
harmony wrote:half the population never outgrows adolescence.
No false universal there.
"And the human knew the source of life, the woman of him, and she conceived and bore Cain, and said, 'I have procreated a man with Yahweh.'" Gen. 4:1, interior quote translated by D. Bokovoy.
