Mormon Discussions and Covenants

[Guest]

Oh Mormon Jesus, how I have prayed these many nights; yay, have even cried. Hear my prayer, for if I sleep or am awake, I cannot tell. I know thou art able to see my meaning. Even another of your faithful servants has tried to help. If thou art teaching me a lesson, I have not yet figured it out. Nevertheless each time I close my eyes, flying anthropoids are wont to grab me. It doth frighten me much, as I am running out of time. Have mercy upon me, I pray, oh Great One.

[Guest]

This is the most brilliant thing ever. So many subtle, insightful little tidbits in every post. I dare the doubters to D&C 67 this crap.

[_Jeneum]

Reading this entire thread has been great

[_Franktalk]

MJ,

I was thinking of going down and placing a bet on a horse. Of course it would be very helpful if you would happen to tell me which one I should bet on. I will not let anyone else in on our little secret. I figure a 50 50 split, just let me know where you want the cash deposited. I hear there are no banks up there.

[_Kittens_and_Jesus]

The kittens have a burning in their bosom!

[Guest]

Dear Mormon Jesus,

Thy humble servant among the Mohammedans laugheth mightely. Yea, and his sides did pain him with a mighty pain as he beheld with his spiritual eyes the sentient Pogo sticks of heaven, and because of this vision did he continueth in loud laughter for the course of much time alone in his office on the Sabbath of thine main competitor over here, even A!!** (yep - that guy).

[_jo1952]

Dear Mormon Jesus,

Thy humble servant among the Mohammedans laugheth mightely. Yea, and his sides did pain him with a mighty pain as he beheld with his spiritual eyes the sentient Pogo sticks of heaven, and because of this vision did he continueth in loud laughter for the course of much time alone in his office on the Sabbath of thy main competitor.

+1 !!

[Guest]

31. Unto my servant Don Bradley: Muhammad Ali had better technique, but Tyson in his prime had a lot more power and it delighted the soul to watch how quickly he knocked out his enemies, so my money would be on Tyson

As I cast my mind upon the night when I, like Martin Luther, retired to my secret chamber and asked this question, so secretly that even I knew it not, this is a sign unto me that you know the thoughts and intents of my heart better even than I.

Don

[_Bond James Bond]

Dear Mormon Jesus please answer me these questions three:

Yeah or nay on that Mayan Dec 21, 2012 thing?

The Sharks or the Jets in West Side Story?

Is Mitt Romney carved from wood or wax?

[_Bret Ripley]

Dear Mormon Jesus: You are the best Jesus ever. May I have a pony? The other Jesus never came through with the goods, but I know the best Jesus ever would give me a pony. If it be thy will. A grey one.