The Hills Have Exmo's

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_Coggins7
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The Hills Have Exmo's

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THEY LIE! THEY DECIEVE! THEY DISTORT!

THEY ARE...

THE EXMO'S

ALIENATED FROM THE SPIRIT OF GOD, THEY LIE IN WAIT TO DECEIVE!

INCAPABLE OF CIVIL DISCOURSE, THEY DIG PITS FOR THEIR BROTHERS AND SISTERS.

DISDAINFUL OF SERIOUS INTELLECTUAL WORK, THEY REVEL IN can't.

BORN OF THE TOXIC WASTE OF SIN AND RAISED ON THE BLACK MILK OF SELF JUSTIFICATION, THEY CRAWL, THEY SQUIRM, THEY LURK, THEY WAIT IN THE SHADOWS OF THE HILLS OF APOSTASY TO PREY ON THE QUIVERING VICTIMS OF THEIR HATRED.

COMING TO THIS THEATER THIS SUMMER FROM PBF PRODUCTIONS; THE HILLS HAVE SHADOWS. THE HLLS HAVE EYES. THE HILLS HAVE...EXMOS

(rated 'R' for sex, language, and the very distinct possibility of severe gastrointestinal distress)
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_Who Knows
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Re: The Hills Have Exmo's

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Coggins7 wrote:THEY LIE! THEY DECIEVE! THEY DISTORT!

THEY ARE...

THE Mormons

ALIENATED FROM SOCIETY, THEY LIE IN WAIT WITH WHITE SHIRTS, TIES AND NAMETAGS, TO DECEIVE!

INCAPABLE OF CIVIL DISCOURSE, THEY QUOTE FICTIONAL CHARACTERS LIKE NEPHI, HELAMAN, CAPTAIN MORONI, AND OF COURSE, Mormon.

DISDAINFUL OF SERIOUS INTELLECTUAL WORK, THEY REVEL IN GULLIBILITY.

BORN OF THE TOXIC WASTE OF ORGANIZED RELIGION, THEY CRAWL, THEY SQUIRM, THEY LURK, THEY WAIT IN THE SHADOWS OF YOUR FRONT DOOR TO PREY ON THE QUIVERING VICTIMS OF THEIR FEARS.

COMING TO THIS THEATER THIS SUMMER FROM PLA PRODUCTIONS; THE HILLS HAVE SHADOWS. THE HLLS HAVE EYES. THE HILLS HAVE...Mormons

(rated 'R' for sex (polygamy with teenagers), language (J. Golden Kimball), extreme violence (temple blood oath re-enactments) and the very distinct possibility of severe gastrointestinal distress)


There, I fixed it for you.
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_MormonMendacity
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Re: The Hills Have Exmo's

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Who Knows wrote:
Coggins7 wrote:THEY LIE! THEY DECIEVE! THEY DISTORT!

THEY ARE...

THE Mormons

ALIENATED FROM SOCIETY, THEY LIE IN WAIT WITH WHITE SHIRTS, TIES AND NAMETAGS, TO DECEIVE!

INCAPABLE OF CIVIL DISCOURSE, THEY QUOTE FICTIONAL CHARACTERS LIKE NEPHI, HELAMAN, CAPTAIN MORONI, AND OF COURSE, Mormon.

DISDAINFUL OF SERIOUS INTELLECTUAL WORK, THEY REVEL IN GULLIBILITY.

BORN OF THE TOXIC WASTE OF ORGANIZED RELIGION, THEY CRAWL, THEY SQUIRM, THEY LURK, THEY WAIT IN THE SHADOWS OF YOUR FRONT DOOR TO PREY ON THE QUIVERING VICTIMS OF THEIR FEARS.

COMING TO THIS THEATER THIS SUMMER FROM PLA PRODUCTIONS; THE HILLS HAVE SHADOWS. THE HLLS HAVE EYES. THE HILLS HAVE...Mormons

(rated 'R' for sex (polygamy with teenagers), language (J. Golden Kimball), extreme violence (temple blood oath re-enactments) and the very distinct possibility of severe gastrointestinal distress)


There, I fixed it for you.

Did you give him a Prozac, too? Sheesh!
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_silentkid
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Post by _silentkid »

Coggins: For one so quick to dismiss characterizations (i.e. Internet/Chapel Mormons) you sure do a fine job of it.
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_moksha
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Post by _moksha »

I think the caps key must have been stuck. Sort of like writing in crayon.
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_Jersey Girl
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Post by _Jersey Girl »

Loran: INCAPABLE OF CIVIL DISCOURSE,

Jersey Girl: My observation on this board has been that the most uncivil posters have been active LDS.
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_Sam Harris
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Re: The Hills Have Exmo's

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Who Knows wrote:
Coggins7 wrote:THEY LIE! THEY DECIEVE! THEY DISTORT!

THEY ARE...

THE Mormons

ALIENATED FROM SOCIETY, THEY LIE IN WAIT WITH WHITE SHIRTS, TIES AND NAMETAGS, TO DECEIVE!

INCAPABLE OF CIVIL DISCOURSE, THEY QUOTE FICTIONAL CHARACTERS LIKE NEPHI, HELAMAN, CAPTAIN MORONI, AND OF COURSE, Mormon.

DISDAINFUL OF SERIOUS INTELLECTUAL WORK, THEY REVEL IN GULLIBILITY.

BORN OF THE TOXIC WASTE OF ORGANIZED RELIGION, THEY CRAWL, THEY SQUIRM, THEY LURK, THEY WAIT IN THE SHADOWS OF YOUR FRONT DOOR TO PREY ON THE QUIVERING VICTIMS OF THEIR FEARS.

COMING TO THIS THEATER THIS SUMMER FROM PLA PRODUCTIONS; THE HILLS HAVE SHADOWS. THE HLLS HAVE EYES. THE HILLS HAVE...Mormons

(rated 'R' for sex (polygamy with teenagers), language (J. Golden Kimball), extreme violence (temple blood oath re-enactments) and the very distinct possibility of severe gastrointestinal distress)


There, I fixed it for you.


ROFLMAO!!!!
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_Sam Harris
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Post by _Sam Harris »

moksha wrote:I think the caps key must have been stuck. Sort of like writing in crayon.


Hi Mok!

I rather like body paint, myself. Primary colors...
Each one has to find his peace from within. And peace to be real must be unaffected by outside circumstances. -Ghandi
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_OUT OF MY MISERY
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Re: The Hills Have Exmo's

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Coggins7 wrote:THEY LIE! THEY DECIEVE! THEY DISTORT!

THEY ARE...

THE EXMO'S

ALIENATED FROM THE SPIRIT OF GOD, THEY LIE IN WAIT TO DECEIVE!

INCAPABLE OF CIVIL DISCOURSE, THEY DIG PITS FOR THEIR BROTHERS AND SISTERS.

DISDAINFUL OF SERIOUS INTELLECTUAL WORK, THEY REVEL IN can't.

BORN OF THE TOXIC WASTE OF SIN AND RAISED ON THE BLACK MILK OF SELF JUSTIFICATION, THEY CRAWL, THEY SQUIRM, THEY LURK, THEY WAIT IN THE SHADOWS OF THE HILLS OF APOSTASY TO PREY ON THE QUIVERING VICTIMS OF THEIR HATRED.

COMING TO THIS THEATER THIS SUMMER FROM PBF PRODUCTIONS; THE HILLS HAVE SHADOWS. THE HLLS HAVE EYES. THE HILLS HAVE...EXMOS

(rated 'R' for sex, language, and the very distinct possibility of severe gastrointestinal distress)




THE HILLS ARE ALIVE WITH THE SOUND OF EXMO'S

Maybe they can make a musical of it....I would pay good money to see that one

COOGGY boy you may become a millionaire

Can I be Julie Andrews???
When I wake up I will be hungry....but this feels so good right now aaahhhhhh........
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_Sam Harris
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Post by _Sam Harris »

Adieu, adieu, to you and you and you...

Maybe one of the songs can explain the use of the word "Adieu" in the Book of Mormon. Would be very educational...
Each one has to find his peace from within. And peace to be real must be unaffected by outside circumstances. -Ghandi
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