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The Hills Have Exmo's
Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 9:16 pm
by _Coggins7
THEY LIE! THEY DECIEVE! THEY DISTORT!
THEY ARE...
THE EXMO'S
ALIENATED FROM THE SPIRIT OF GOD, THEY LIE IN WAIT TO DECEIVE!
INCAPABLE OF CIVIL DISCOURSE, THEY DIG PITS FOR THEIR BROTHERS AND SISTERS.
DISDAINFUL OF SERIOUS INTELLECTUAL WORK, THEY REVEL IN can't.
BORN OF THE TOXIC WASTE OF SIN AND RAISED ON THE BLACK MILK OF SELF JUSTIFICATION, THEY CRAWL, THEY SQUIRM, THEY LURK, THEY WAIT IN THE SHADOWS OF THE HILLS OF APOSTASY TO PREY ON THE QUIVERING VICTIMS OF THEIR HATRED.
COMING TO THIS THEATER THIS SUMMER FROM PBF PRODUCTIONS; THE HILLS HAVE SHADOWS. THE HLLS HAVE EYES. THE HILLS HAVE...EXMOS
(rated 'R' for sex, language, and the very distinct possibility of severe gastrointestinal distress)
Re: The Hills Have Exmo's
Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 9:35 pm
by _Who Knows
Coggins7 wrote:THEY LIE! THEY DECIEVE! THEY DISTORT!
THEY ARE...
THE Mormons
ALIENATED FROM SOCIETY, THEY LIE IN WAIT WITH WHITE SHIRTS, TIES AND NAMETAGS, TO DECEIVE!
INCAPABLE OF CIVIL DISCOURSE, THEY QUOTE FICTIONAL CHARACTERS LIKE NEPHI, HELAMAN, CAPTAIN MORONI, AND OF COURSE, Mormon.
DISDAINFUL OF SERIOUS INTELLECTUAL WORK, THEY REVEL IN GULLIBILITY.
BORN OF THE TOXIC WASTE OF ORGANIZED RELIGION, THEY CRAWL, THEY SQUIRM, THEY LURK, THEY WAIT IN THE SHADOWS OF YOUR FRONT DOOR TO PREY ON THE QUIVERING VICTIMS OF THEIR FEARS.
COMING TO THIS THEATER THIS SUMMER FROM PLA PRODUCTIONS; THE HILLS HAVE SHADOWS. THE HLLS HAVE EYES. THE HILLS HAVE...Mormons
(rated 'R' for sex (polygamy with teenagers), language (J. Golden Kimball), extreme violence (temple blood oath re-enactments) and the very distinct possibility of severe gastrointestinal distress)
There, I fixed it for you.
Re: The Hills Have Exmo's
Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 10:34 pm
by _MormonMendacity
Who Knows wrote:Coggins7 wrote:THEY LIE! THEY DECIEVE! THEY DISTORT!
THEY ARE...
THE Mormons
ALIENATED FROM SOCIETY, THEY LIE IN WAIT WITH WHITE SHIRTS, TIES AND NAMETAGS, TO DECEIVE!
INCAPABLE OF CIVIL DISCOURSE, THEY QUOTE FICTIONAL CHARACTERS LIKE NEPHI, HELAMAN, CAPTAIN MORONI, AND OF COURSE, Mormon.
DISDAINFUL OF SERIOUS INTELLECTUAL WORK, THEY REVEL IN GULLIBILITY.
BORN OF THE TOXIC WASTE OF ORGANIZED RELIGION, THEY CRAWL, THEY SQUIRM, THEY LURK, THEY WAIT IN THE SHADOWS OF YOUR FRONT DOOR TO PREY ON THE QUIVERING VICTIMS OF THEIR FEARS.
COMING TO THIS THEATER THIS SUMMER FROM PLA PRODUCTIONS; THE HILLS HAVE SHADOWS. THE HLLS HAVE EYES. THE HILLS HAVE...Mormons
(rated 'R' for sex (polygamy with teenagers), language (J. Golden Kimball), extreme violence (temple blood oath re-enactments) and the very distinct possibility of severe gastrointestinal distress)
There, I fixed it for you.
Did you give him a Prozac, too? Sheesh!
Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 10:40 pm
by _silentkid
Coggins: For one so quick to dismiss characterizations (i.e. Internet/Chapel Mormons) you sure do a fine job of it.
Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 10:50 pm
by _moksha
I think the caps key must have been stuck. Sort of like writing in crayon.
Posted: Sat Dec 16, 2006 12:45 am
by _Jersey Girl
Loran: INCAPABLE OF CIVIL DISCOURSE,
Jersey Girl: My observation on this board has been that the most uncivil posters have been active LDS.
Re: The Hills Have Exmo's
Posted: Sat Dec 16, 2006 2:50 am
by _Sam Harris
Who Knows wrote:Coggins7 wrote:THEY LIE! THEY DECIEVE! THEY DISTORT!
THEY ARE...
THE Mormons
ALIENATED FROM SOCIETY, THEY LIE IN WAIT WITH WHITE SHIRTS, TIES AND NAMETAGS, TO DECEIVE!
INCAPABLE OF CIVIL DISCOURSE, THEY QUOTE FICTIONAL CHARACTERS LIKE NEPHI, HELAMAN, CAPTAIN MORONI, AND OF COURSE, Mormon.
DISDAINFUL OF SERIOUS INTELLECTUAL WORK, THEY REVEL IN GULLIBILITY.
BORN OF THE TOXIC WASTE OF ORGANIZED RELIGION, THEY CRAWL, THEY SQUIRM, THEY LURK, THEY WAIT IN THE SHADOWS OF YOUR FRONT DOOR TO PREY ON THE QUIVERING VICTIMS OF THEIR FEARS.
COMING TO THIS THEATER THIS SUMMER FROM PLA PRODUCTIONS; THE HILLS HAVE SHADOWS. THE HLLS HAVE EYES. THE HILLS HAVE...Mormons
(rated 'R' for sex (polygamy with teenagers), language (J. Golden Kimball), extreme violence (temple blood oath re-enactments) and the very distinct possibility of severe gastrointestinal distress)
There, I fixed it for you.
ROFLMAO!!!!
Posted: Sat Dec 16, 2006 2:51 am
by _Sam Harris
moksha wrote:I think the caps key must have been stuck. Sort of like writing in crayon.
Hi Mok!
I rather like body paint, myself. Primary colors...
Re: The Hills Have Exmo's
Posted: Sat Dec 16, 2006 2:57 am
by _OUT OF MY MISERY
Coggins7 wrote:THEY LIE! THEY DECIEVE! THEY DISTORT!
THEY ARE...
THE EXMO'S
ALIENATED FROM THE SPIRIT OF GOD, THEY LIE IN WAIT TO DECEIVE!
INCAPABLE OF CIVIL DISCOURSE, THEY DIG PITS FOR THEIR BROTHERS AND SISTERS.
DISDAINFUL OF SERIOUS INTELLECTUAL WORK, THEY REVEL IN can't.
BORN OF THE TOXIC WASTE OF SIN AND RAISED ON THE BLACK MILK OF SELF JUSTIFICATION, THEY CRAWL, THEY SQUIRM, THEY LURK, THEY WAIT IN THE SHADOWS OF THE HILLS OF APOSTASY TO PREY ON THE QUIVERING VICTIMS OF THEIR HATRED.
COMING TO THIS THEATER THIS SUMMER FROM PBF PRODUCTIONS; THE HILLS HAVE SHADOWS. THE HLLS HAVE EYES. THE HILLS HAVE...EXMOS
(rated 'R' for sex, language, and the very distinct possibility of severe gastrointestinal distress)
THE HILLS ARE ALIVE WITH THE SOUND OF EXMO'S
Maybe they can make a musical of it....I would pay good money to see that one
COOGGY boy you may become a millionaire
Can I be Julie Andrews???
Posted: Sat Dec 16, 2006 3:00 am
by _Sam Harris
Adieu, adieu, to you and you and you...
Maybe one of the songs can explain the use of the word "Adieu" in the Book of Mormon. Would be very educational...