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THE SOUND OF EXMOS



THE HILLS ARE ALIVE WITH THE SOUND OF EXMOS
WITH STORIES WE'VE HEARD FOR A THOUSAND YEARS
SO DEPRESSINGLY TRITE, ARE THE SOUNDS OF EXMOS
iTS HARD TO STAY SOBER EACH TIME I HEAR

MY STOMACH SQUIRMS LIKE THE WORMS THAT CONCERN
THEMSELVES WITH THE FRUIT IN THE TREES
THE HOWLS IN MY BOWLS ARE LIKE AN F-16 ON THE BREEZE
I LAUGH LIKE A BROOK WHEN THEY TRIP AND FALL OVER FACTS ON THE WAY
THEY CACKLE LIKE HENS, WHEN THEY OUGHT TO BE LEARNING TO PRAY

I GO TO THE HILLS, FOR THE SOUND OF EXMOS
I KNOW I WILL HEAR WHAT I'VE HEARD BEFORE
MY BANDWIDTH WILL SWELL, WITH THE SOUND OF EXMOS
AND I'LL LAUGH ONCE MORE


(Thanks CoffeeCat, for the setup for this one)

Okay...I'll say one thing for you Loran, you have a quick witted sense of humor that I never saw on Z. I particularly liked your list on the "nuke' threads. Consider that your one time compliment from me!

Jersey Girl
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Okay...I'll say one thing for you Loran, you have a quick witted sense of humor that I never saw on Z. I particularly liked your list on the "nuke' threads. Consider that your one time compliment from me!

Too bad. I though you'd be much more impressed with my laser sharp intellect, deep philosophical rigor, and lucid critical thinking skills. I'm glad you like my 'Global Thermonuclear Polygamy" thread, but my personal favorite over their has to be
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No Loran...one quality I admire most in people is a creative sense of humor. You don't show it enough...just an observation.

Jersey Girl

No Loran...one quality I admire most in people is a creative sense of humor. You don't show it enough...just an observation.

Jersey Girl

Loran:

Well, I may not show it enough here, but that is most likely because so much of the psychology and atmosphere here, created by a critical mass of the members of this forum, is irrepressibly humorless, nagative, viscious, bitter, and dark. This is also the primary reason I have to take extended sabbaticals from forums such as these periodically and just let them go for a while. I can only handle so much of it. I have other things to do (like my own personal study and writing) that are much more productive and fulfilling

Coggins7 wrote:

No Loran...one quality I admire most in people is a creative sense of humor. You don't show it enough...just an observation.

Jersey Girl

Loran:

Well, I may not show it enough here, but that is most likely because so much of the psychology and atmosphere here, created by a critical mass of the members of this forum, is irrepressibly humorless, nagative, viscious, bitter, and dark. This is also the primary reason I have to take extended sabbaticals from forums such as these periodically and just let them go for a while. I can only handle so much of it. I have other things to do (like my own personal study and writing) that are much more productive and fulfilling

As I recall, you yourself were "irrepressibly humorless, nagative, viscious, bitter, and dark" in many of your posts to and about me on Z as if I had a huge bullseye on my forehead. Humor is always better...take more breaks!

Jersey Girl

He is still humorless.

Is Loran your real name?

Very fitting if it is.

Or change it to Boran, cuz dude, you are boring.


The movie, "The Sound of Music" sucks. Is that all you have?

KimberlyAnn comes up with a perfect temple parody of G-N-R's Welcome to the Jungle, calling it "Welcome to the Temple" and it was hil-f******-larious.

The first principle of poking fun is that it should be Funny, k?

Your attempt at being funny is pa-f******-thetic.

Is Loran your real name?

Very fitting if it is.

Or change it to Boran, cuz dude, you are boring.


The movie, "The Sound of Music" sucks. Is that all you have?

KimberlyAnn comes up with a perfect temple parody of G-N-R's Welcome to the Jungle, calling it "Welcome to the Temple" and it was hil-f******-larious.

The first principle of poking fun is that it should be Funny, k?

Your attempt at being funny is pa-f******-thetic.

Loran:

No need to comment on the above except just to point out the standard, chimp level psychological infantility (indeed, most chimps could very probably give PP a run for his money in the area of serious cognition).

Typical Peter Priesthood pontification, Coggins.

Stand on your soapbox and tout your supposed spiritual and intellectual superiority over everyone else here.

Dude, you have no idea what dark humor is. You also have no compassion for the pain of others who are not of your faith and doing exactly what you think they should be doing according to the white octegenarians you worship in SLC.

If I were you, I'd stop trying to insinuate that people here have no spiritual life. We do, we just laugh at you and your overtly public attempt to put yours up as better than ours.

When folks ask me to go to church with them, I ask them if they feel their lives are products of the preaching there. You being a rabid, fundie TBM, I'd never even have to ask the question, even if I had never been Mormon. You are a product of the preaching there, and the answer would always be no.