Welcome question for Shirts: Where is the stone box?

Post by **_Polygamy Porter** » Wed Feb 14, 2007 3:55 am

So the story of ol Joe says that moroni the librarian took the golden book back before any educated credible scientific minds could verify it, fine whatever.

HOWEVER, the stone box was too heavy. Moroni could barley heft the 80-200 pound plates.

So then, do tell us how this engineering marvel disappeared?

You know, the box that hermetically magically sealed out the moisture of 1400 spring and summers of hard rain, kept the snow of 1400 winters out?

You picking up what I am putting down? The hermetically magically sealed stone box that kept steel from rusting for 1400 years, gold alloy from etching for 1400 years, and according to "The Restoration DVD" depiction, kept leather soft and supple for over 1400 years?

Just where is the stone box?

Post by **_KerryAShirts** » Wed Feb 14, 2007 4:10 am

Listen up palsy........see.......this is here is way it iz......... Joe, our buddy Joe, now this here be the prophet see, so lets us havesy a little respekt heres man...... this prophet see, he does his push upsys see.......he's bad, he's bad to thuh bone dudesy. TOUGH, macho sorta wrassler kid here...... Nuff said, fill ins the blanksies and yous have yer story! WOO HOO!

Glad, as always, ta helps ya outs in predicamentations.............

Besties,
Kerry

Post by **_Polygamy Porter** » Wed Feb 14, 2007 4:39 am

Backyard Professor wrote:Listen up palsy........see.......this is here is way it iz......... Joe, our buddy Joe, now this here be the prophet see, so lets us havesy a little respekt heres man...... this prophet see, he does his push upsys see.......he's bad, he's bad to thuh bone dudesy. TOUGH, macho sorta wrassler kid here...... Nuff said, fill ins the blanksies and yous have yer story! WOO HOO!

Glad, as always, ta helps ya outs in predicamentations.............

Besties,
Kerry

I have disrobed the Shirt man! Look he has a funny tshirt on!

So you are saying then, that you have no clue?

No speculation?

Don't you wonder?

Post by **_KerryAShirts** » Wed Feb 14, 2007 4:42 am

I have disrobed the Shirt man! Look he has a funny tshirt on!

Kerry:
Woo hoo!

So you are saying then, that you have no clue?

Kerry:
I don't recall seeing any of those words in my reply, no.... sorry.

No speculation?

Kerry:
None that I presented in my post, um, nope.

Don't you wonder?

Kerry:
Um, nope.

Post by **_twinkie** » Wed Feb 14, 2007 4:45 am

The aliens who put it there took it back?

Post by **_Bond...James Bond** » Wed Feb 14, 2007 4:46 am

twinkie wrote:The aliens who put it there took it back?

Not aliens twinkie, angels. The really strong kind.

Post by **_KerryAShirts** » Wed Feb 14, 2007 4:48 am

Hey man.......HOW did you guys get MY Shirt?!?

Post by **_Bond...James Bond** » Wed Feb 14, 2007 4:50 am

Backyard Professor wrote:Hey man.......HOW did you guys get MY Shirt?!?

I caught it the other day at a certain club where certain ladies dance while removing articles of clothing. I then sent it as a Christmas present to twinkie.

Is that you Tinker Bell?

Post by **_KerryAShirts** » Wed Feb 14, 2007 5:13 am

Wellllllllllllllllllllllllll........... (Jack Benny would be so proud!)

Post by **_Polygamy Porter** » Wed Feb 14, 2007 6:15 am

Please give me your magical reasoning why you have no interest in the stone box.

Do you not agree that it should still be intact?

I'd suppose if they found the manuscripts that were smoking guns which clearly showed smith and rigdon made it all up, you would find someway to believe it was just a fluke?