The Ballad Of Exmo Joe

[_Coggins7]

Hey, Hey, Ho, Ho, Boyd K. Packer's got to go!

I got spurs that jingle, jangle, jingle
and they hang from my eyebrows and my cheeks
And the safety pin that's in my navel
Hasn't been disinfected for three weeks

Oh, Harmony, Oh, Harmony,
You've got an ax to grind with Packer's kind like froth upon the sea

My teased hair, is frizzy, frizzy, frizzy
And I went to church in drag last week
My tattoos, are sexy, sexy, sexy
I'm an ex-Mormon down home Utah freak

Oh, LSD, Oh, LSD,
You've got a DSM-III Intellect free personallty

I've got spurs that jingle, jangle jingle
But I've got to take them off before I eat
And the earrings in my ears get bolder
I wear recycled sandles on my feet

Oh Jersey Girl, Oh Jersey Girl,
You could be much more than we see and not just such a tarnished pearl

I watch MTV and Playboy Channel
In the great and spacious building where I stay
And I sing "I like to mix and mingle."
With the folks who like the great and spacious way

Oh, Mr. Scratch, Oh, Mister Scratch
He's politically correct just intellectual flash and trash

I got spurs that jingle, jangle, jingle
And my white shirt and tie are made of Hemp
I love AC/DC Priest and Sabbath
And I don't know where my tithing money went

So I'll buy a mess of pottage 'till its spent.

[_Jersey Girl]

Let us engage in a brief review:

LSD is Jersey Girl
Jersey Girl is LSD

LSD and Jersey Girl are the same person

Neither is ex-Mo.

Get it yet ya flippin' yahoo?

Jersey Girl

[_Bond...James Bond]

Actually as far as I know neither Scratch or harmony are exmormons either.