Greetings apostates
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Pokatator wrote:Why are pubic hairs kinky, rather than straight?
If they were straight, they could poke your eye out!
Did you mean curly? Doesn't kinky suggest unorthodox sexual habits?
"Whatever appears to be against the Book of Mormon is going to be overturned at some time in the future. So we can be pretty open minded."-charity 3/7/07
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Bond...James Bond wrote:Pokatator wrote:Why are pubic hairs kinky, rather than straight?
If they were straight, they could poke your eye out!
Did you mean curly? Doesn't kinky suggest unorthodox sexual habits?
But isn't the "position" I'm implying, unorthodox?
I guess it's in the eye of the beholder.
I don't mind kinky, but curly works.
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ajax18 wrote:That takes care of one question Brother Packer. Now back to the good stuff. How much money do you make?
That, young man, is between me and the Lord. I would like to share a little story with you. When I was a young Apostle, one of the Senior Apostles was being interviewed by a newspaper reporter. The reporter asked this humble servant of the Lord how much money he made, and if his salary came from tithing funds. The Apostle, through inspiration, refused to answer the question. The reporter asked the question again, and again the Apostle refused to answer. The reporter asked the question three more times before the Apostle raised his right hand to the square and commanded the reporter, in the name of the Lord, to depart from his presence.
The reporter scoffed at the apostle, but ultimately obeyed and walked away. As he attempted to cross the street, a bus ran him over and he died.
I don't tell this story to frighten you, but I offer it as warning, for that is the purpose of the Lord's servants.
I say these things in the name of Jesus Christ, amen.
Sincerely,
Boyd K. Packer
Acting President of the Quorum of the Twenve Apostles
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Boyd,
Can I just say you creep me out. Did you play Freddy Kreuger during the 80's? If so I rewrote the little poem:
One, Two, Boyd's coming for you
Three, Four, he'll make you poor
Five, Six, Never grab your pricks
Seven, Eight, Don't masturbate
Nine, Ten, You won't think again
PS: Wouldn't the Freddy glove make a great anti-masturbation device?
Can I just say you creep me out. Did you play Freddy Kreuger during the 80's? If so I rewrote the little poem:
One, Two, Boyd's coming for you
Three, Four, he'll make you poor
Five, Six, Never grab your pricks
Seven, Eight, Don't masturbate
Nine, Ten, You won't think again
PS: Wouldn't the Freddy glove make a great anti-masturbation device?
"Whatever appears to be against the Book of Mormon is going to be overturned at some time in the future. So we can be pretty open minded."-charity 3/7/07
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