What Repels Mormons, make it Funny

[_OUT OF MY MISERY]

I need a list of what will repel Mormons.

1. Teased hair
2. Beer
3. Coffee
4. Alcohol
5. Swearing
6. Piercings
7. Tattoos
8. No garmies
9. Free thinkers
10. Not much else really
I find it really hard to repel Mormons actually cause they will not stay away.

[_Great Cthulhu]

10. R-rated movies
11. Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue
12. San Francisco
13. Signature Books
14. Cable Television (well, it scared them back in the '80s)
15. Working women (still scared them into the '90s)
16. Facial hair
17. Unclean hands
18. Unclean thoughts
19. Las Vegas
20. Suntans

[_Bond...James Bond]

21. Science
22. Logic
23. Sexual Freedom
24. Feminism
25. Opening the Books
26. Real music
27. Bongo the Pearl Diving Chimp
28. Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap
29. Cabo Wabo Tequila
30. The possibility that Jesus drank wine and not Welsh's Grape Juice.

[_Mephitus]

31. DnD
32. Accurate portrails of history
33. Someone doubting in the ranks
34. Ex'ies (they must be sinning!)
35. Videogames with violence or worse, sexual content of any kind
36. Anything that can even remotely show normal sexual attraction
37. Being caught red-handed in a "love bomb"
38. Speaking of Joseph Smith's shortcomings
39. Speaking of Freemasonry (fear of temple issues being discussed)
40. Beards
41. Goths (or any other kind of artsy personal display)
42. Nude art
43. Being over 25 and unmarried

[_Mr. Coffee]

44. Me

45. Porn

46. Coffee

47. Smoking of any kind, be it tobacco or other substances

48. Drinking to excess

49. Sex before marriage.

50. Sex without intent to procreate

51. Oral Sex

52. Anal Sex

50. Indulging in 01-52 regularly.

[_Bryan Inks]

51. Underwear ads in the newspaper.

[_Fortigurn]

I think destructive threads should be in the Telestial forum.

[_Mercury]

Discussion on the irrationality of magical thinking.

That gets em every time.

I jst start the coinversation off with "So if I believe in something REEEEALY hard, it'll happen, right?

[_Mercury]

I think destructive threads should be in the Telestial forum.

Actually, I see this as very constructive, just poorly implemented.

[_Fortigurn]

I think destructive threads should be in the Telestial forum.

Actually, I see this as very constructive, just poorly implemented.

That's a good point. Another reason for it to be cleaned up or moved to the Telestial forum.