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What Repels Mormons, make it Funny
Posted: Sat Mar 17, 2007 11:05 pm
by _OUT OF MY MISERY
I need a list of what will repel Mormons.
1. Teased hair
2. Beer
3. Coffee
4. Alcohol
5. Swearing
6. Piercings
7. Tattoos
8. No garmies
9. Free thinkers
10. Not much else really
I find it really hard to repel Mormons actually cause they will not stay away.
Posted: Sat Mar 17, 2007 11:37 pm
by _Great Cthulhu
10. R-rated movies
11. Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue
12. San Francisco
13. Signature Books
14. Cable Television (well, it scared them back in the '80s)
15. Working women (still scared them into the '90s)
16. Facial hair
17. Unclean hands
18. Unclean thoughts
19. Las Vegas
20. Suntans
Posted: Sat Mar 17, 2007 11:43 pm
by _Bond...James Bond
21. Science
22. Logic
23. Sexual Freedom
24. Feminism
25. Opening the Books
26. Real music
27. Bongo the Pearl Diving Chimp
28. Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap
29. Cabo Wabo Tequila
30. The possibility that Jesus drank wine and not Welsh's Grape Juice.
Posted: Sun Mar 18, 2007 6:30 am
by _Mephitus
31. DnD
32. Accurate portrails of history
33. Someone doubting in the ranks
34. Ex'ies (they must be sinning!)
35. Videogames with violence or worse, sexual content of any kind
36. Anything that can even remotely show normal sexual attraction
37. Being caught red-handed in a "love bomb"
38. Speaking of Joseph Smith's shortcomings
39. Speaking of Freemasonry (fear of temple issues being discussed)
40. Beards
41. Goths (or any other kind of artsy personal display)
42. Nude art
43. Being over 25 and unmarried
Posted: Sun Mar 18, 2007 7:32 am
by _Mr. Coffee
44. Me
45. Porn
46. Coffee
47. Smoking of any kind, be it tobacco or other substances
48. Drinking to excess
49. Sex before marriage.
50. Sex without intent to procreate
51. Oral Sex
52. Anal Sex
50. Indulging in 01-52 regularly.
Posted: Sun Mar 18, 2007 10:08 am
by _Bryan Inks
51. Underwear ads in the newspaper.
Posted: Sun Mar 18, 2007 2:03 pm
by _Fortigurn
I think destructive threads should be in the Telestial forum.
Re: What Repels Mormons, make it Funny
Posted: Sun Mar 18, 2007 2:56 pm
by _Mercury
Discussion on the irrationality of magical thinking.
That gets em every time.
I jst start the coinversation off with "So if I believe in something REEEEALY hard, it'll happen, right?
Posted: Sun Mar 18, 2007 3:17 pm
by _Mercury
Fortigurn wrote:I think destructive threads should be in the Telestial forum.
Actually, I see this as very constructive, just poorly implemented.
Posted: Sun Mar 18, 2007 3:48 pm
by _Fortigurn
VegasRefugee wrote:Fortigurn wrote:I think destructive threads should be in the Telestial forum.
Actually, I see this as very constructive, just poorly implemented.
That's a good point. Another reason for it to be cleaned up or moved to the Telestial forum.