What attracts Mormons...Keep it funny please

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_OUT OF MY MISERY
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What attracts Mormons...Keep it funny please

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1. Dollar stores
2. Case lot sales
3. Potlucks
4. Green-Jello
5. Funeral potatoes
6. Temples
7. Churches
8. MAD Message board
9. Prophets
10. Garmies
When I wake up I will be hungry....but this feels so good right now aaahhhhhh........
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Post by _OUT OF MY MISERY »

Bond
Yours were funny by the way. I thought they were at least. So who care about MAK. Who is he anyway?
Please write some Bond...Please
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OUT OF MY MISERY wrote:So who care about MAK. Who is he anyway?


He's a human being who deserves at least a modicum of consideration.
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Oh please. I am always offended by some of the posters here but I seldom complain because I am BIG POSTER and have thick skin. So tell Mak to go play someplace else if he/she can't have a little fun. We can't tiptoe around ONE person here or we will become the MAD boards.
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OUT OF MY MISERY wrote:Oh please. I am always offended by some of the posters here but I seldom complain because I am BIG POSTER and have thick skin. So tell Mak to go play someplace else if he/she can't have a little fun. We can't tiptoe around ONE person here or we will become the MAD boards.


It's not about tiptoeing around one person, it's about showing everyone a modicum of consideration, Mak included. You can have fun without being gratuitously offensive, and he has demonstrated he doesn't have a thin skin.
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I think threads like this should be in the Telestial Forum, be they from LDS or non-LDS.
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Bond...James Bond wrote:11. *Edited so as not to offend mak*
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You'll notice I wasn't offended by them. I specifically stated that they weren't offensive, but that they manifested a reductionist perception of the church. I could care less how you feel about the church, but as long as I'm here, and as long as someone asks me what's wrong with the lists, I'm gonna tell them how I feel. Why you need to interpret that as being offended is beyond me.
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Post by _Mercury »

Gullibility
And crawling on the planet's face
Some insects called the human race
Lost in time
And lost in space...and meaning
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21. Pyramid schemes...

Maybe Shakelee has some chill pills.....


22. Lotto tickets at the Idaho border...
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