What attracts Mormons...Keep it funny please

[_Bond...James Bond]

11. CTR Rings
12. BYU
13. Utah
14. BYU HAWAII!!!!!!!!! (I think even I'd be attracted)
15. Mormon girls (particularly the kind that kiss but don't tell)
16. Bishops that don't ask the "M" question
17. faith promoting rumors
18. The Priesthood
19. The Prophet
20. The Holy Ghost (a.k.a. The Burning in the Bosom, a.k.a. heartburn)

[Mayan Elephant]

11. Napoleon Dynamite
12. Everyone of the opposite s3x (at least when returning from a mission)
13. The use of the word "friggin"
14. Root beer
15. Steve Young
16. Sentences that start with "When I was on my mission..."

To be fair, here are some things that attract Catholics as well:

1. Mel Gibson's movies
2. Guilt
3. Only attending church at Christmas and Easter
4. Explaining to people what they are giving up for lent
5. Fish Fry Fridays
6. The use of the word "transubstantiation," but not being asked for the explanation

I challenge all other posters, if not LDS, to reply in like fashion to whatever religion/philosophy you profess (yes, that includes you atheists and agnostics as well....)

[_Mary]

I'll go along with that Aquinas!

(GIMR) I tried to make a list and none of them were funny...
sigh...I guess my sense of humour is absent this early in the morning...

[_Bond...James Bond]

To be fair, here are some things that attract Catholics as well:

1. Mel Gibson's movies
2. Guilt
3. Only attending church at Christmas and Easter
4. Explaining to people what they are giving up for lent
5. Fish Fry Fridays
6. The use of the word "transubstantiation," but not the explanation

I challenge all other posters, if not LDS, to reply in like fashion to whatever religion/philosophy you profess (yes, that includes you atheists and agnostics as well....)

Not sure of my religious persuasion at the moment, but I will do the religion of my birth:

Evangelical Christians attractants

1) The Left Behind Series
2) Joel Osteen/Pat Robertson/Billy Graham
3) Beer
4) The Passion of the Christ
5) personal relationships with Jesus Christ
6) chaste girls (at least the one's who keep it quiet)
7) The Bible, with particular focus on the MMLJ and Revelation and avoidance of the Song of Solomon
8) MegaChurches
9) talking about all the other religions (while not recognizing their own hypocrisy)
10) Church League Softball (anyone a fan of comedian Tim Wilson?)

[_Mephitus]

1. tale of a battle of thor
2. ancient history
3. a challenge on runic knowledge
4. a good BBQ with equaly good beer/mead
5. gathering of kindred for a holiday celebration
6. workshops involving any form of magic(k)
7. mocking of christianity
8. making fun of fluffy wiccans
9. a workshop on making runstaves out of any material known to man
10. dressing in renessance affair

[_Fortigurn]

1. tale of a battle of thor
2. ancient history
3. a challenge on runic knowledge
4. a good BBQ with equaly good beer/mead
5. gathering of kindred for a holiday celebration
6. workshops involving any form of magic(k)
7. mocking of christianity
8. making fun of fluffy wiccans
9. a workshop on making runstaves out of any material known to man
10. dressing in renessance affair

Firefox 2 has an excellent spellchecker.

[_Mephitus]

yeah, but im on a work computer which has no resident memory.(its basicly a workstation) it barely runs IE.

[_Fortigurn]

Ouch. Thin client?

[_Mephitus]

yup, a wyse thin client station.

[_Fortigurn]

Nasty.