Belated congratulations to Bond. . . James Bond on godhood!

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_Dr. Shades
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Belated congratulations to Bond. . . James Bond on godhood!

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Dear Mr. Bond:

Due to the fact that I was a bit out of commission over the weekend, I didn't notice your ascent to godhood until just now--please forgive me!

In the meantime, this message is to serve notice that on Friday, March 16, 2007 at exactly 6:18 p.m. Mountain Standard Time, our very own Bond. . . James Bond worked out his salvation and was rewarded with a crown of exaltation, a.k.a. godhood! How cool is that!

Thanks, Mr. Bond, for your contributions to this forum. If anyone else would like to say something nice to or about Bond. . . James Bond, now is the time and this is the place to do so. So, what are you waiting for?

SPEECH! SPEECH!
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Re: Belated congratulations to Bond. . . James Bond on godho

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Dr. Shades wrote:Dear Mr. Bond:

Due to the fact that I was a bit out of commission over the weekend, I didn't notice your ascent to godhood until just now--please forgive me!

In the meantime, this message is to serve notice that on Friday, March 16, 2007 at exactly 6:18 p.m. Mountain Standard Time, our very own Bond. . . James Bond worked out his salvation and was rewarded with a crown of exaltation, a.k.a. godhood! How cool is that!

Thanks, Mr. Bond, for your contributions to this forum. If anyone else would like to say something nice to or about Bond. . . James Bond, now is the time and this is the place to do so. So, what are you waiting for?

SPEECH! SPEECH!


Love that Bond man. Congratulations to our belated God.
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Post by _Gazelam »

Congratulations Bond !

Always good to hear you contribute, even when your in the wrong. You add a welcome insight from a non-mormon standpoint, a viewpoint unique in that you yourself have no foundation in any other belief. Your reflections in what you see and hear in the religious viws of others are an important commodity here.

And since the Bannanas are copyrighted to another, I give you this version of a happy Dance:



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Post by _Bond...James Bond »

Thanks guys.

Thanks Shades for this most excellent message board (although I know you put up these people to saying nice things about me :).

Thanks to all the following people who have made this board just a bit better: Gaz, Runtu, Scratch, Rollo, Jersey Girl, harmony, Binks, Mr. Java, Seth, Fort, beastie, keene, Vegas, gramps, moksha, The Dude, Who Knows, the Ghost of Polygamy Porter, asbestos, Roger M, Cogs, Sono hito, truthdancer, Jason B and basically everyone else.

So at 5,000 posts does one become "God the Father".
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Post by _Bond...James Bond »

Oh yeah thanks Liz for keeping it real and being a great friend (thought I'd forget a Bond girl?) :)
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Post by _gramps »

Definitely, congratualtions. Stay around for a long time!
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Post by _Mister Scratch »

Bond...James Bond wrote:Thanks guys.

Thanks Shades for this most excellent message board (although I know you put up these people to saying nice things about me :).

Thanks to all the following people who have made this board just a bit better: Gaz, Runtu, Scratch, Rollo, Jersey Girl, harmony, Binks, Mr. Java, Seth, Fort, beastie, keene, Vegas, gramps, moksha, The Dude, Who Knows, the Ghost of Polygamy Porter, asbestos, Roger M, Cogs, Sono hito, truthdancer, Jason B and basically everyone else.

So at 5,000 posts does one become "God the Father".


Bond---

In an amazingly short time, you have become one of the bona fides, one of the really great ones! Many, many congratulations, Agent 007!!!
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Post by _Who Knows »

Moksha - it just wouldn't be a MDB thread without porn. Thanks a lot!
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Bond...James Bond wrote:Oh yeah thanks Liz for keeping it real and being a great friend (thought I'd forget a Bond girl?) :)


I knew you wouldn't forget your Bond girl. You would lose all of those Bond girl perks!

;)

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