Satanic Authorship

[_Coggins7]

As we have now established that Satan is "at the helm" of the environmental movement, we should now broaden our scope a little and take a look at some other movements and ideologies, many generated just within my own lifetime, that are also "authored" by Satan and are a part of his "Church".

1. Marxism, in all its varieties.

2. Socialism (or Communism. These terms were have been used interchangably in the past but can also represent different phases of socialistic development).

3. Fascism

4. National Socialism

5 The Popular Front

6. The Sexual Revolution

7. Radical Feminism

8. The Black Power movement

9. The Gay Rights movement (mostly post sixties)

10. Woman's Studies

11. Black studies

12. Chicano Studies

13. Queer Studies

14. Peace Studies

15. Afrocentrism

16. Multiculturalism (our own intellectual National Socialism)

17. Post Colonial Studies

18. Cultural Marxism (Frankfurt School, primarily, although some of these guys do have some interesting insignts)

19. The anti-globalization movement (anarchists and communists hand in hand)

20. Environmentalism (of course)

21. The animal rights movement (this may very well be the most Satanic of the lot)

22. Almost the entire content of the cultural revolution of the Sixties.

23. Institutionalized race based discrimination (Affirmative Action)

22. The Great Society

23. Most taxation.

24. About 90% of that which Hollywood produces.

25. Ditto the music industry, although to a lesser extent. There are a lot of genre's out there; a great deal of diversity. As far as pop music goes, however, its almost a complete wash.

26. The pop culture per se.

27. French philosophy per se.

28. Most German philosophy.

29. Pornography

30. Pornography of any kind, in any form.

31. The ACLU

32. NOW

33. NARL (which I just like to call SNARL: the Socialist National Abortion Rights League)

34. The Democrat Party, and much of the Republican Party.

35. The anti-capitalist mentality (hat tip to Von Mises)

36. Leftism

37. Liberalism (Leftism light)

38. The United Nations

39. CAIR

40. Link TV

41, LOGO TV

42. Playboy.

44. LA RAZA

45. LA MECHA

46. Beavis and Butthead

47. Anti-Mormonism

48. Jimmy Carter

49. Any poety by Allen Ginsburg.


Well, almost made it to fifty, but that ought to get the hive stirred up.

[_Runtu]

50. Hannah Montana
51. "The Unwritten Order of Things."
52. Full House
53. The Work and the Glory
54. Center Street
55. Fluoridated water
56. The Young Women Values
57. The poetry of Edgar A. Guest
58. "The Rest of the Story."
59. Gilligan's Island
60. Fascinating Womanhood
61. The Eagle Forum
62. The Fraternal Order of Elks
63. The Wiggles
64. Saturday's Warrior

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50. Hannah Montana
51. "The Unwritten Order of Things."
52. Full House
53. The Work and the Glory
54. Center Street
55. Fluoridated water
56. The Young Women Values
57. The poetry of Edgar A. Guest
58. "The Rest of the Story."
59. Gilligan's Island
60. Fascinating Womanhood
61. The Eagle Forum
62. The Fraternal Order of Elks
63. The Wiggles
64. Saturday's Warrior

Hannah Montana is lame, for sure. Fluoridated water? Well you'll have to ask Colonial Jack Ripper about that. Gilligan's Island? Well, it was cute. For another generation and it was supposed to be for kids really. Nothing wrong with it though. Saturday's warrior isn't my cup of tea either, but that' just my opinion.

I don't see anthying, unlike my examples, Satanic here. Trivial and unimportant perhaps, but not Satanic.

[_Runtu]

Hannah Montana is lame, for sure. Fluoridated water? Well you'll have to ask Colonral Jack Ripper about that. Gilligan's Island? Well, it was cute. For another generation and it was suppsed to be for kids really. Nothing wrong with it though. Saturday's warriour isn't my cup of tea either, but that' just my opinion.

I don't see antying, unlike my examples, Satanic here. Trivial and unimportant perhaps, but not Satanic.

You're giving Satan way too much credit, Coggins. Everything we both mentioned is human made, not Satanic. It's a nice dodge to blame human weakness and greed and hatred on some external being, but, it's not him who did it. To quote a prophet, "after all, it was you and me."

[_harmony]

You do realize that Satan is just a myth, don't you, Loran? A boogey-man to scare the kiddies into going to bed at night?

[_Coggins7]

You're giving Satan way too much credit, Coggins. Everything we both mentioned is human made, not Satanic. It's a nice dodge to blame human weakness and greed and hatred on some external being, but, it's not him who did it. To quote a prophet, "after all, it was you and me."

Satan and human beings work hand in hand in the creation of ideologies, philosophies, attitudes, world views, and cultural artifacts. The scriptures and teachings of the Prophets are inconsistent with what you've said here.

And that was no prophet Runtu, it was a burned out, alienated musician and heroin addict named Mick Jagger (and he was speaking about how "all of us" killed "the Kennedys". Quite appropriate to the Zietgiest of mass consciousness of the time).

[_Mr. Coffee]

Everything I say bracketed with () is my own...

What Coggins says (and what he really means).

As we have now established that Satan is "at the helm" of the environmental movement, we should now broaden our scope a little and take a look at some other movements and ideologies, many generated just within my own lifetime, that are also "authored" by Satan and are a part of his "Church".

1. Marxism, in all its varieties. (Damned commies... never minds if they had a couple of good poiunts... Marx=bad)

2. Socialism (or Communism. These terms were have been used interchangably in the past but can also represent different phases of socialistic development). (Socialism is the sam as communism. I can't define one or the other, but I just know they're bad.)

3. Fascism (Because anything I don't like, then Hitlet must've loved it.)

4. National Socialism (See? Hiel Mormonism!)

5 The Popular Front ( Another batch of commies and nazis, even though I can't indentify their ideology or a single notable member).

6. The Sexual Revolution (Bitches need to stay in the kitchen or in the bedroom.)

7. Radical Feminism (Don't make me ask you again, bitch... Pimp'll slap yo ass)

8. The Black Power movement (Uppity niggers...)

9. The Gay Rights movement (Uppity faggots)

10. Woman's Studies (Bitch, I said get your ass in the kitchen...)

11. Black studies (I guess this uppity coon ain't learned his place yet...)

12. Chicano Studies (Damned beaners...)

13. Queer Studies (Fag!)

14. Peace Studies (What do you mean I shouldn't be a warmongering asshole? You must be a communist...)

15. Afrocentrism (NIGGERS!)

16. Multiculturalism ((Nazi Jew Commies! Get awat from out precious fluids!)

17. Post Colonial Studies (The founbding fathers didn't really say any of that...)

18. Cultural Marxism (F****** COMMIES!)

19. The anti-globalization movement (Capitalism is bad, oh s***... Wait, I mean...)

20. Environmentalism (F*** the Spotted owl...)

21. The animal rights movement (Because beating my dog is my God given right.)

22. Almost the entire content of the cultural revolution of the Sixties. (They had sex and used drugs... EVIL F****** COMMUNIST JEWS!)

23. Institutionalized race based discrimination (It's only wrong is other people use it...)
22. The Great Society

23. Most taxation. (Facsism, Socialism, Communism are all wrong. I should pay my taxes at all. Hey! Who are you and why are you stealing my stuff? Help, police! Ah.... s***...)

24. About 90% of that which Hollywood produces. (Because anytrhing that doesn't agree with me is inherently evil)

25. Ditto the music industry, although to a lesser extent. There are a lot of genre's out there; a great deal of diversity. As far as pop music goes, however, its almost a complete wash. (Yeah, ditto...)

26. The pop culture per se. (Same s*** as 24 and 25, same f****** s***)

27. French philosophy per se. (I wouldn't know a french philosopher if he kicked me in the balls, but he's french, and therefore he's evil...)

28. Most German philosophy. (NAZIS!)

29. Pornography (Violence on TV is cool, but if you show a single f****** titty...)

30. Pornography of any kind, in any form. (Because extreme violence is not a form of porn...)

31. The ACLU (F****** civil liberties. You people have no liberies! What do you think this is? The United States of America?)

32. NOW 9Bitch, last warning... Get your ass back in the kitchen...)

33. NARL (Because no one should have the right to decide what happens to themselves....)

34. The Democrat Party, and much of the Republican Party.

35. The anti-capitalist mentality (F*** you, homeless guy... You're down troden for a reason!)

36. Leftism (It's that foot I hired that darkie to put the shoe on me....)

37. Liberalism (I mean, f***... People in the US are expressing the right to freely express their own thoughts? What sort of coomunism is this?)

38. The United Nations (F*** the world! We should do what whe want, when we want, regardless of it it contradicts our own constitution or national morality!)

Well, almost made it to thirty-nine, but my b***s***ometer died...

Are you seriously that f****** retarded, Coggins? I mean that srriously. If you are retarded/learning disabled, let me know so I can start taking it easy on you, ya biggoted f****** douchbag.

[_CaliforniaKid]

65. The Book of Mormon
66. The Doctrine and Covenants
67. The Pearl of Great Price

Marx didn't

1) Engage in divination, opening himself to potential demonic influence
2) Get visited by supernatural beings, who misled him into believing (among other things) that their veracity could be verified by means of a handshake
3) Produce the Communist Manifesto at a rapid pace by means of a common magical implement
4) Threaten his wife via destruction via "revelation" for fear that a supernatural being with a flaming sword would kill him.

Therefore, while he was undoubtedly misguided, I think Satanic authorship of the aforementioned works of Mormon scripture is on much firmer footing.

[_Sethbag]

It must be very lonely down there in that bunker you've built up in your mind. Have you noticed that, in one way or another, you can just about say that everyone in the entire world who doesn't believe exactly like you do believes in Satan-authored ideologies? So, you live in a world where the Christian bogeyman named SATAN is everywhere you look, everyone you see on TV, every one of your neighbors who is just a little bit different than you, etc. That has got to suck.

I have to tell you, Coggins, that it's extremely liberating to realize that this is all bullcrap, and that I'm actually a part of this world, a colleague if you will of every other human being on the planet. I'm one of them, just another schmoe trying to get through life the best way I can. I, for one, really love this realization. I love not being superior to my neighbors anymore because I'm endowed with The Truth(tm) from God and they're not.

It may take years for you to figure this out, man, if it ever happens at all, but every single one of the people involved in any of the things you mentioned in the OP is just another human being, like yourself, doing the best they know how with the cards they were dealt, just getting through life the best way they can figure out. And you know what? We're not all the same. And I can handle that.

[_bcspace]

Any poety by Allen Ginsburg.

I would like to add any poetry by Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz and Grunthos the Flatulent ("Ode to a Lump of Green Putty I Found Under My Armpit One Midsummer Morning") or any Vogon for that matter......

Oh freddled gruntbuggley, thy micturations are to me
As plurdled gabbleblotchits on a lurgid bee
Groop I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes
And hooptiously drangle me with crinkly bindlewurdles, or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon, see if I don't!

Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz

Well, almost made it to fifty, but that ought to get the hive stirred up.

Well, many of those things are supported explicitly by the Democratic party so I guess there is no need to add them. But perhaps we could keep the list short by adding them anyway...;)


Edit: LOL! Looks like s-h-o-r-t is a naughty word here.