Borgesian Archives of Moral Science's Lexicon to Mopologetics
Posted: Mon Jul 05, 2021 8:23 am
In honor of Runtu.
Bayes Theorem: The logical extension of illogical desires.
Blake Ostler: Someone who collects disease carrying mosquitoes and then releases them as articles.
Bloggernacle: An interlocking system of errors.
Catalyst Theory: The literal misreading of a misunderstood scroll.
FAIR Conference: A Greek comedy set in Utah.
FARMS Review: A dilapidated beacon composed of fog.
Fireside: Where public speaking goes to die.
Hugh Nibley: A man best appreciated if never read.
John Dehlin: The guy we always want to hear from. Until we do.
John Gee: Ian McDiarmid without a mirror.
Kwaku El: Attention spam.
Louis Midgley: A dry drunk passing as a political scientist.
Mormon Apologist: One who tries to intellectualize their faith and fails; sometimes brilliantly.
Mormon Dialogue & Discussion: A doubting Mormon’s last chance of finding people just like them who don’t like people just like them.
Mormon Studies: A branch of history and comparative studies committed to disregarding both.
Paradigm: The erroneous and shallow notion that your religion is neither erroneous nor shallow.
Pragmatism: The love of philosophy for those seduced by their own.
r/exmormon: That cigarette not smoked after not having sex.
Shaken Faith Syndrome: The slow realization that you’ve been dying this entire time.
The Gospel: A stick barely disguised as a carrot.
The Interpreter Foundation: Mistaking somebody's rough draft for scholarship.
Thomas Riskas: A man who bought a roundtrip ticket from delusion to grandeur and then wrote a book about it.
Hope everyone enjoyed their 4th!
Bayes Theorem: The logical extension of illogical desires.
Blake Ostler: Someone who collects disease carrying mosquitoes and then releases them as articles.
Bloggernacle: An interlocking system of errors.
Catalyst Theory: The literal misreading of a misunderstood scroll.
FAIR Conference: A Greek comedy set in Utah.
FARMS Review: A dilapidated beacon composed of fog.
Fireside: Where public speaking goes to die.
Hugh Nibley: A man best appreciated if never read.
John Dehlin: The guy we always want to hear from. Until we do.
John Gee: Ian McDiarmid without a mirror.
Kwaku El: Attention spam.
Louis Midgley: A dry drunk passing as a political scientist.
Mormon Apologist: One who tries to intellectualize their faith and fails; sometimes brilliantly.
Mormon Dialogue & Discussion: A doubting Mormon’s last chance of finding people just like them who don’t like people just like them.
Mormon Studies: A branch of history and comparative studies committed to disregarding both.
Paradigm: The erroneous and shallow notion that your religion is neither erroneous nor shallow.
Pragmatism: The love of philosophy for those seduced by their own.
r/exmormon: That cigarette not smoked after not having sex.
Shaken Faith Syndrome: The slow realization that you’ve been dying this entire time.
The Gospel: A stick barely disguised as a carrot.
The Interpreter Foundation: Mistaking somebody's rough draft for scholarship.
Thomas Riskas: A man who bought a roundtrip ticket from delusion to grandeur and then wrote a book about it.
Hope everyone enjoyed their 4th!