Cool Whip (sung to the tune of Alice Cooper's Poison)
Your cruel desert
With fudge I flirt
One bite could kill
Chocolate, my thrill
I want to eat it but I just don't have what I need
I need it so bad see me fall down wiggle and scream
I want to dig in but I just don't have what I need
I want to taste it but I just don't have any Cool Whip
There's Cool Whip running down my chin
Cool Whip, another spoonful's comin' in
Sponge cake, so fine
Brownies, its time
Ice cream, so rich
Suger scratch, I ictch
Got chocolate pudding but it won't satisfy (satisfy)
I need that creamy stuff so I can get through the night
My doctor told me that my insulin's doing me in
My hands are shaking as I open that tub of Cool Whip
There's Cool Whip running down my chin
Cool Whip, another mouthful of dairy sin
One gulp, so cool
Cool Whip, you rule!
I want to eat it but I better not touch (don't touch)
You pile it on and my stomach tells me to stop
I want to hold you but your shakin' that rolling pin
I want to kiss you but my lips are covered with Cool Whip
There's Cool Whip running down my chin
Cool Whip, another spoonful's comin' in
Cool Whip, oh no
Another tub, I want it all
Now there goes my cholesterol
Its Cool Whip
Another spoonful will takes its toll
Cool Whip