An old and retired military general on the lam! How to deal with those mosquitoes! Sickness, disease, and infections was poor Moroni's sorry lot as he served a 20 year sentence in running from the Lamanites.
Oh the cruelty and harshness of the Book of Mormon Jesus! Just imagine how broken down and frail poor Moroni must have felt as he pushed, shoved, and dragged his aching body across and over hills and valleys during the heat of summer and the cold of winter. What a miserable existence. He roamed about like a wild man having none of the conveniences of life and lived each day itching his miserable skin and coughing up blood and bile.
Poor Moroni trampled through bushes and stickers and over all manner of foliage looking for berries or anything that might catch his hungry eye. And with that heavy block of gold attached to his aching frame -- the word of God ever weighing him down and causing his spine to bend and his joints to enflame. Oh the pains of poor Moroni!
Oh the misery and company of Book of Mormon God! Just toss the damn golden book in the river and turn yourself into the Lamanites and perhaps they will grant you a quick death and a merciful one too. That's more than you'll ever get from Book of Mormon God, that murderous monster and a blood thirsty demon of hate!
Bloody Mormon Jesus wrote:
Behold, that great city Zarahemla have I burned with fire
And behold, that great city Moroni have I caused to be sunk in the depths of the sea
And behold, that great city Moronihah have I covered with earth
And behold, the city of Gilgal have I caused to be sunk, and the inhabitants thereof to be buried
Yea, and the city of Onihah and the inhabitants thereof, and the city of Mocum and the inhabitants thereof, and the city of Jerusalem and the inhabitants thereof; and waters have I caused to come up in the stead thereof
And behold, the city of Gadiandi, and the city of Gadiomnah, and the city of Jacob, and the city of Gimgimno, all these have I caused to be sunk
And behold, that great city Jacobugath, which was inhabited by the people of king Jacob, have I caused to be burned with fire
And behold, the city of Laman, and the city of Josh, and the city of Gad, and the city of Kishkumen, have I caused to be burned with fire!