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Roll call please:
Loran?
Jason?
Liz?
others?


Watch this as it is chock full of meat, but the message for the Jackmo's here is at 2:50

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqn9DVEeT5A

I especially like the part about them reporting how Mormons believe there are ERRORs in the precious Christian Bible...

THAT will go over like a ton of bricks with Christians... hey wait, I have a new topic to discuss with the mo'chat board!

ME: What parts of the Bible are in ERROR?

MO: Where did you see that?

ME: CNN special on Mitt

MO: Huh, I did not know we teach that, HAVE YOU READ THE Book of Mormon? HAVE YOU PRAYED ABOUT IT? Well, I HAVE!! AND I KNOW YOU CAN KNOW IT's TWWWOOOO IF'n you will just pray with REAL intent to KNOW THE TRUTH

ME: WTF? We were talking about the Bible. Can you answer my question?

MO: Ahhhh ummmmm, all of your answers are on Mormon.org and LDS.org, if you have questions ABOUT DOCTRINES FOUND THERE, I can help.

ME: I DID search (YOU MINDLESS FOOL), but found nothing..

MO: Why not pray about it? I DID AND I HAD A HUGE MO'GASM!!!

Go Mitt! Bringing out the MORON in Mormon!

At the end of his failed race how many members will regret he ever showed his celestial smile on national TV?

Watch this as it is chock full of meat, but the message for the Jackmo's here is at 2:50

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqn9DVEeT5A

Following the admonition of the apostles and prophets and Jesus Christ is something I think I am quite fine with.

Polygamy Porter wrote:Roll call please:
Loran?
Jason?
Liz?
others?


Watch this as it is chock full of meat, but the message for the Jackmo's here is at 2:50

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqn9DVEeT5A

I especially like the part about them reporting how Mormons believe there are ERRORs in the precious Christian Bible...

THAT will go over like a ton of bricks with Christians... hey wait, I have a new topic to discuss with the mo'chat board!

ME: What parts of the Bible are in ERROR?

MO: Where did you see that?

ME: CNN special on Mitt

MO: Huh, I did not know we teach that, HAVE YOU READ THE Book of Mormon? HAVE YOU PRAYED ABOUT IT? Well, I HAVE!! AND I KNOW YOU CAN KNOW IT's TWWWOOOO IF'n you will just pray with REAL intent to KNOW THE TRUTH

ME: WTF? We were talking about the Bible. Can you answer my question?

MO: Ahhhh ummmmm, all of your answers are on Mormon.org and LDS.org, if you have questions ABOUT DOCTRINES FOUND THERE, I can help.

ME: I DID search (YOU MINDLESS FOOL), but found nothing..

MO: Why not pray about it? I DID AND I HAD A HUGE MO'GASM!!!

Go Mitt! Bringing out the MORON in Mormon!

At the end of his failed race how many members will regret he ever showed his celestial smile on national TV?

Is the 4-H club in town? I hear the braying of an ass.

Jason Bourne wrote:

Watch this as it is chock full of meat, but the message for the Jackmo's here is at 2:50

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqn9DVEeT5A

Following the admonition of the apostles and prophets and Jesus Christ is something I think I am quite fine with.

Really? Not according to your posts.

Polygamy Porter wrote:At the end of his failed race how many members will regret he ever showed his celestial smile on national TV?

I have been saying this since he announced his candidacy. Any attention given to Mormons in the mainstream press brings several things to bear, and that is the glaring stupidity and "WTF-ness" of Mormonism.

Mormons see themselves as mainstream. American mainstream sees anything but.

Gazelam wrote:Is the 4-H club in town? I hear the braying of an ass.

Okay, that was danged funny!

Mercury wrote:Mormons see themselves as mainstream. American mainstream sees anything but.

What exactly is American mainstream? And how are Mormons different?

I think you're projecting your personal biases onto others who may not share your biases at all, Merc.

[Really? Not according to your posts.

Example please?

Mormons see themselves as mainstream. American mainstream sees anything but.

America view Mormon and American as apple pie. Especially when it come to family value issues.

Jason Bourne wrote:

[Really? Not according to your posts.

Example please?

There are many, but a recent one is your speaking against polygamy and publicly expressing that it was not divine and thereby denouncing "Brother Joseph" for his involvement.

HELLO? If Smith did not chase the young girls Utah would not be the mo'vatican. Polygamy not only shaped many of the doctrines and practices of the chruch today, it was the reason there was so much internal turmoil as well as public suspicion and hatred.

Look at the break off Mormon sects, all of which did not practice polygamy. Where they bothered by their nonmormon neighbors as much as the polygamist lying sombiotching Mormons following Young?

Joseph brought all of the condemnation on his followers. He is to blame for all "persecution". If you want a sense of how the public perceived Smith back then, you need only examine how YOU feel about Warren Jeffs.