Congratulations to POLYGAMY PORTER for achieving Godhood

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_Bond...James Bond
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Congratulations to POLYGAMY PORTER for achieving Godhood

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(In my best Dr. Shades voice)

On Some day at Some Time Mountain Standard Time (feel free to add a time here Shades), our very own Stirer of Pots worked out his salvation and was crowned with his mantle of exaltation. How cool is that?

Love him or hate him, no one can ignore Polygamy Porter (try as they might). A mainstay on many Mormonesque message boards, Polygamy Porter has shown what it takes to be a God here at Shady Acres (mainly achieving 1000 posts, or being really really good at giving Shades foot massages). He is a unique personality and great member of the board (well that's my opinion, others can debate the point later).

As always, if anyone has anything nice to say about Porter, now is the time and this is the place to do so.

Well, PP? SPEECH! SPEECH!
"Whatever appears to be against the Book of Mormon is going to be overturned at some time in the future. So we can be pretty open minded."-charity 3/7/07
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_Gazelam
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Congratulations on your throne and sphere of glory Porter, well earned.
We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light. - Plato
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Post by _Mercury »

PP, you are my hero!

Any guy htat has had lunch with Linus Torvalds was a god in embry to begin with sir.

You Hit em hard and hit em square in the crotch!
And crawling on the planet's face
Some insects called the human race
Lost in time
And lost in space...and meaning
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Congrats, PP!

You have an open invitation to join my male harem!

:)

Welcome to the dark side of godliness!
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_Polygamy Porter
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Re: Congratulations to POLYGAMY PORTER for achieving Godhood

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Bond...James Bond wrote:Well, PP? SPEECH! SPEECH!


Bow down and worship me biotches!!!

That will do.
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_Bond...James Bond
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Re: Congratulations to POLYGAMY PORTER for achieving Godhood

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Polygamy Porter wrote:
Bond...James Bond wrote:Well, PP? SPEECH! SPEECH!


Bow down and worship me biotches!!!

That will do.


Ouch baby. Very ouch.
"Whatever appears to be against the Book of Mormon is going to be overturned at some time in the future. So we can be pretty open minded."-charity 3/7/07
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Post by _Seven »

Congrats PP!

You are one of the posters here who can be pretty harsh but also really funny. I appreciate your sense of humor and LOL when I read some of your posts.

Seven :)
"Happiness is the object and design of our existence...
That which is wrong under one circumstance, may be, and often is, right under another." Joseph Smith
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