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Congratulations to POLYGAMY PORTER for achieving Godhood

Posted: Mon Jun 25, 2007 10:00 pm
by _Bond...James Bond
(In my best Dr. Shades voice)

On Some day at Some Time Mountain Standard Time (feel free to add a time here Shades), our very own Stirer of Pots worked out his salvation and was crowned with his mantle of exaltation. How cool is that?

Love him or hate him, no one can ignore Polygamy Porter (try as they might). A mainstay on many Mormonesque message boards, Polygamy Porter has shown what it takes to be a God here at Shady Acres (mainly achieving 1000 posts, or being really really good at giving Shades foot massages). He is a unique personality and great member of the board (well that's my opinion, others can debate the point later).

As always, if anyone has anything nice to say about Porter, now is the time and this is the place to do so.

Well, PP? SPEECH! SPEECH!

Posted: Mon Jun 25, 2007 11:05 pm
by _Gazelam
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Congratulations on your throne and sphere of glory Porter, well earned.

Posted: Mon Jun 25, 2007 11:35 pm
by _Mercury
PP, you are my hero!

Any guy htat has had lunch with Linus Torvalds was a god in embry to begin with sir.

You Hit em hard and hit em square in the crotch!

Posted: Mon Jun 25, 2007 11:51 pm
by _Yoda
Congrats, PP!

You have an open invitation to join my male harem!

:)

Welcome to the dark side of godliness!

Re: Congratulations to POLYGAMY PORTER for achieving Godhood

Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2007 1:09 am
by _Polygamy Porter
Bond...James Bond wrote:Well, PP? SPEECH! SPEECH!


Bow down and worship me biotches!!!

That will do.

Re: Congratulations to POLYGAMY PORTER for achieving Godhood

Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2007 3:09 am
by _Bond...James Bond
Polygamy Porter wrote:
Bond...James Bond wrote:Well, PP? SPEECH! SPEECH!


Bow down and worship me biotches!!!

That will do.


Ouch baby. Very ouch.

Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2007 3:27 am
by _Seven
Congrats PP!

You are one of the posters here who can be pretty harsh but also really funny. I appreciate your sense of humor and LOL when I read some of your posts.

Seven :)