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How long did the family of Adam & Eve practice incest?
Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 7:13 am
by _Polygamy Porter
Think about it.
Elohim beams down Adam, then whips up a female for him.
They have kids.
The look around the neighborhood for other kids that their kids could play with, date, eventually marry and have sex.
"This place is a ghost town!" Exclaimed Adam to his wife Eve.
Adam then calls his oldest son and daughter together.
"You two need to get neekid and do like me and mom", Adam starts as Eve look down.
"Ewww!", they both exclaim
"Look kids, if you don't then how will we populate this planet?", Adam blerts out.
"Don't upset Elohim and Jehovah kids, now go and copulate".
Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 7:17 am
by _asbestosman
1) I've ften wondered what it means when my wife is also my literal spitirual sister. Ah well, she's worth it.
2) Maybe there's more to tha Adam and Eve thing than just one couple. Don't forget about Lilith ;)
Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 3:25 pm
by _SatanWasSetUp
What about Steve? People sometimes say, "it's Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve." There must be a guy named Steve prancing around the wilderness.
Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 3:33 pm
by _Blixa
Also isn't there a Protestant Minister that is always wandering by in the Garden?
Adam, Eve, Lilith, Steve, Mr. Minister, Satan, the "We Will Go Down" Guys and maybe some other Angel types. When do the Nephilim and Giants arrive?
Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 3:45 pm
by _Doctor Steuss
Blixa wrote:[...]When do the [...] Giants arrive?
They arrive with Don Quixote.
Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 3:56 pm
by _Blixa
Doctor Steuss wrote:Blixa wrote:[...]When do the [...] Giants arrive?
They arrive with Don Quixote.
Hmmm...I like the way this parallels Noah with Don Quixote.
I feel my prophesy of a Steussite splinter may indeed come to pass.
Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 4:00 pm
by _Doctor Steuss
Blixa wrote:Doctor Steuss wrote:Blixa wrote:[...]When do the [...] Giants arrive?
They arrive with Don Quixote.
Hmmm...I like the way this parallels Noah with Don Quixote.
I feel my prophesy of a Steussite splinter may indeed come to pass.
My First Counselor in his priestly garb:
Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 4:03 pm
by _Blixa
I recognize that from Facsimile 1! Anubis restored!!!
Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 4:06 pm
by _Doctor Steuss
Blixa wrote:I recognize that from Facsimile 1! Anubis restored!!!
Too funny. I laughed at least twice; followed by a prolonged silly grin.
I think I love you (don't tell Terryl... shhhhhhhh....)
Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 4:10 pm
by _Blixa
Back atcha! (Don't tell, Tal!)