Think about it.
Elohim beams down Adam, then whips up a female for him.
They have kids.
The look around the neighborhood for other kids that their kids could play with, date, eventually marry and have sex.
"This place is a ghost town!" Exclaimed Adam to his wife Eve.
Adam then calls his oldest son and daughter together.
"You two need to get neekid and do like me and mom", Adam starts as Eve look down.
"Ewww!", they both exclaim
"Look kids, if you don't then how will we populate this planet?", Adam blerts out.
"Don't upset Elohim and Jehovah kids, now go and copulate".
How long did the family of Adam & Eve practice incest?
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1) I've ften wondered what it means when my wife is also my literal spitirual sister. Ah well, she's worth it.
2) Maybe there's more to tha Adam and Eve thing than just one couple. Don't forget about Lilith ;)
2) Maybe there's more to tha Adam and Eve thing than just one couple. Don't forget about Lilith ;)
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What about Steve? People sometimes say, "it's Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve." There must be a guy named Steve prancing around the wilderness.
"We of this Church do not rely on any man-made statement concerning the nature of Deity. Our knowledge comes directly from the personal experience of Joseph Smith." - Gordon B. Hinckley
"It's wrong to criticize leaders of the Mormon Church even if the criticism is true." - Dallin H. Oaks
"It's wrong to criticize leaders of the Mormon Church even if the criticism is true." - Dallin H. Oaks
Also isn't there a Protestant Minister that is always wandering by in the Garden?
Adam, Eve, Lilith, Steve, Mr. Minister, Satan, the "We Will Go Down" Guys and maybe some other Angel types. When do the Nephilim and Giants arrive?
Adam, Eve, Lilith, Steve, Mr. Minister, Satan, the "We Will Go Down" Guys and maybe some other Angel types. When do the Nephilim and Giants arrive?
From the Ernest L. Wilkinson Diaries: "ELW dreams he's spattered w/ grease. Hundreds steal his greasy pants."
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Doctor Steuss wrote:Blixa wrote:[...]When do the [...] Giants arrive?
They arrive with Don Quixote.
Hmmm...I like the way this parallels Noah with Don Quixote.
I feel my prophesy of a Steussite splinter may indeed come to pass.
From the Ernest L. Wilkinson Diaries: "ELW dreams he's spattered w/ grease. Hundreds steal his greasy pants."
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Blixa wrote:Doctor Steuss wrote:Blixa wrote:[...]When do the [...] Giants arrive?
They arrive with Don Quixote.
Hmmm...I like the way this parallels Noah with Don Quixote.
I feel my prophesy of a Steussite splinter may indeed come to pass.
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"Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead." ~Charles Bukowski
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