I had 3 BM's today I must be going in the right direction

Post by **_evolving** » Fri Jun 29, 2007 8:53 pm

I have spent my fair share of time reading posts on Book of Mormon "proofs" - I love the latest apologetic trend toward parallel-o-mania, and Hebraic variable insert random vowel hre, hare, hr, hor, hore, or here.

I had some bad tex-mex last night, and today has been an active day for me with the porcelain throne, all three times I looked before I flushed, and I felt very very good, even peaceful once I was completed.

If I were writing a med chart it would read "3BM+result"

using the best LDS apologetic methodology. I read the Book of Mormon three times today, and I felt the influence of the Holy Ghost each time. yep I am in good shape.
---or possibly--

'm gld th brn clmps r ff nd cn s pc f crp fr wht t s.

translation - I'm glad the brain clamps are off and I can see a piece of crap for what it is.

Post by **_Doctor Steuss** » Fri Jun 29, 2007 8:57 pm

Jer. 4: 19

My bowels, my bowels! I am pained at my very heart; my heart maketh a noise in me; I cannot hold my peace, because thou hast heard, O my soul, the sound of the trumpet, the alarm of war.

Post by **_Lucretia MacEvil** » Fri Jun 29, 2007 9:07 pm

evolving wrote:I have spent my fair share of time reading posts on Book of Mormon "proofs" - I love the latest apologetic trend toward parallel-o-mania, and Hebraic variable insert random vowel hre, hare, hr, hor, hore, or here.

I had some bad tex-mex last night, and today has been an active day for me with the porcelain throne, all three times I looked before I flushed, and I felt very very good, even peaceful once I was completed.

If I were writing a med chart it would read "3BM+result"

using the best LDS apologetic methodology. I read the Book of Mormon three times today, and I felt the influence of the Holy Ghost each time. yep I am in good shape.
---or possibly--

'm gld th brn clmps r ff nd cn s pc f crp fr wht t s.

translation - I'm glad the brain clamps are off and I can see a piece of crap for what it is.

Welcome to the board. Do you know what TMI means?

Post by **_evolving** » Fri Jun 29, 2007 9:24 pm

Welcome to the board. Do you know what TMI means?

thanks for the welcome - and Sorry I tried to keep it as PG-14 as possible - my pre-edited version was a bit more descriptive.

Post by **_silentkid** » Fri Jun 29, 2007 9:50 pm

evolving wrote:I have spent my fair share of time reading posts on Book of Mormon "proofs" - I love the latest apologetic trend toward parallel-o-mania, and Hebraic variable insert random vowel hre, hare, hr, hor, hore, or here.

It took me a few minutes. I think I get it now. Book of Mormon=BM based on the "Hebraic variable insert random vowel" thing. This is pretty good. Welcome to the board.

Post by **_gramps** » Sat Jun 30, 2007 9:53 am

Nice intro post!

Welcome to the board. You should fit right in.

Post by **_beastie** » Sat Jun 30, 2007 3:48 pm

Yes, I agree, very well done. Clever.

Post by **_Polygamy Porter** » Sat Jun 30, 2007 4:25 pm

Did you use the pages from the Book of Mormon as toilet paper?

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