A Mormon parody brought to you by Adam Sandler
Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2007 4:40 pm
Bondnote: I didn't do this....someone else did. I just thought it was funny so am reposting it on MDB. It's a parody to the Sandler tune the Channukah (sp?) Song.
There’s a lot of holidays celebrated by the secular world, but not too many non-mormons know about Pioneer Day. So I wrote a song for all those nice little Mormon kids who have to celebrate Pioneer day instead of play with their friends. Here we go...
Pull your costume out of storage,
it’s time to reenact the voyage.
If you’re friends ask questions just say,
today is Pioneer Day.
Pioneer Day is,
a Mormon celebration,
Nobody else cares,
anywhere in the nation.
When you feel like the only kid in town,
who wants to be a missionary,
Heres a list of people who are Mormon,
just like you and your friend Larry:
Steve Young,
is in the Hall of Fame,
Ty Detmer will never go,
but he’s a Mormon just the same.
Guess who has a testimony,
and chooses the right,
Izzie from Greys Anatomy,
and Napolean Dynamite.
Rodney Dangerfield married a Mormon,
but then he died.
He can still become a Mormon,
if he’s proxy baptized.
You don’t need crucifixes,
or a teacher that’s a nun.
All you need is a testimony,
of the Book of Mormon.
(Chorus)
Ten percent you must pay,
Read your scriptures, don’t be gay.
Go to church, obey the GAs,
And celebrate Pioneer Day.
O.J. Simpson-- not a Mormon!
Neither is boxer and grill maker George Foreman
But we’ve got Harry Reid
and also Mitt Romney,
If we get a man in the White House,
He will serve Gordon B. Hinckley
Some people think Steve Martin’s Mormon,
But he’s not
Donnie and Marie are Mormon,
in case you forgot.
Not many Mormons are in show biz—
Jack Bauer isn’t but agent Mike Doyle is.
(Chorus)
Go to Seminary,
and flirt with that girl named Carrie.
If you want to pop her cherry,
in the temple you must marry.
So go to church for 3-hours on Sunday,
Obey your bishop, remember to pray,
Eat your Jell-O and drink Kool-Aid,
and have a happy, happy, happy, happy, happy Pioneer Day.
There’s a lot of holidays celebrated by the secular world, but not too many non-mormons know about Pioneer Day. So I wrote a song for all those nice little Mormon kids who have to celebrate Pioneer day instead of play with their friends. Here we go...
Pull your costume out of storage,
it’s time to reenact the voyage.
If you’re friends ask questions just say,
today is Pioneer Day.
Pioneer Day is,
a Mormon celebration,
Nobody else cares,
anywhere in the nation.
When you feel like the only kid in town,
who wants to be a missionary,
Heres a list of people who are Mormon,
just like you and your friend Larry:
Steve Young,
is in the Hall of Fame,
Ty Detmer will never go,
but he’s a Mormon just the same.
Guess who has a testimony,
and chooses the right,
Izzie from Greys Anatomy,
and Napolean Dynamite.
Rodney Dangerfield married a Mormon,
but then he died.
He can still become a Mormon,
if he’s proxy baptized.
You don’t need crucifixes,
or a teacher that’s a nun.
All you need is a testimony,
of the Book of Mormon.
(Chorus)
Ten percent you must pay,
Read your scriptures, don’t be gay.
Go to church, obey the GAs,
And celebrate Pioneer Day.
O.J. Simpson-- not a Mormon!
Neither is boxer and grill maker George Foreman
But we’ve got Harry Reid
and also Mitt Romney,
If we get a man in the White House,
He will serve Gordon B. Hinckley
Some people think Steve Martin’s Mormon,
But he’s not
Donnie and Marie are Mormon,
in case you forgot.
Not many Mormons are in show biz—
Jack Bauer isn’t but agent Mike Doyle is.
(Chorus)
Go to Seminary,
and flirt with that girl named Carrie.
If you want to pop her cherry,
in the temple you must marry.
So go to church for 3-hours on Sunday,
Obey your bishop, remember to pray,
Eat your Jell-O and drink Kool-Aid,
and have a happy, happy, happy, happy, happy Pioneer Day.