There's MORE! Top Ten CRITICS' Ways to Eat a Reese's

Post by **_KimberlyAnn** » Mon Jul 16, 2007 8:45 pm

Here's more from Runtu! Is it any wonder why I love that man?

Top Ten Critics' Ways to Eat a Reese's

10. Mister Scratch: The last time I ate a Reese's was during that nasty thread on ZLMB when Dr. Peterson spread a malicious rumor about the quality of chocolate used in the cups Michael Quinn ate while denying his homosexuality to his stake president. He just can't help himself.

9. Dr. Shades: It's quite obvious to me that there are Chapel Reese's eaters, who follow the prophets' counsel in eating their chocolate in accordance with revealed scripture, and Internet eaters, who implicitly but unwittingly reject the Lord's anointed in adapting their method of eating to more recent information.

8. Kimberly Ann: Reese's are good licked, but they aren't as good as licked cupcakes.

7. cinepro: I have more important things to worry about than mere chocolates.

6. Uncle Dale: Although I can't prove it, some documentary evidence exists linking the origins of Reese's Pieces to Sidney Rigdon.

5. Polygamy Porter: I get those online missionaries to remove that brown inner wrapper, and they don't know what hit them. Like shooting fish in a barrel.

4. beastie: I've explained my approach in a lengthy thread on MADB, which Juliann has deliberately misread and distorted. I'd respond, but why bother?

3. dartagnan: Despite what David says, I didn't stop eating Reese's because I wanted to curry favor with the dark side. If I'd wanted to do that, I'd go for the Krispy Kremes.

2. Tal Bachman: If my mission president had asked, I'd have strapped on a whole vest of Reese's and asked, "Where should I go to eat them?"

1. Steve Benson: One of my earliest memories is of a rather petulant Ezra Taft Benson eating Reese's cups while tossing innocent wildlife into a blazing fire.

Post by **_Blixa** » Mon Jul 16, 2007 10:11 pm

*snort*

Post by **_KimberlyAnn** » Mon Jul 16, 2007 10:20 pm

Blixa wrote:*snort*

You snort your Reese's?

Blixa: I've been studying the use of Reese's in art and have eaten so many myself that I've spent the last month at the dentist.

KA

Post by **_Bond...James Bond** » Mon Jul 16, 2007 10:22 pm

I eat my Reeses shaken, not stirred.

Post by **_Blixa** » Mon Jul 16, 2007 10:44 pm

KimberlyAnn wrote:
Blixa wrote:*snort*

You snort your Reese's?

Blixa: I've been studying the use of Reese's in art and have eaten so many myself that I've spent the last month at the dentist.

KA

Ouch!

Post by **_Seven** » Tue Jul 17, 2007 12:23 am

LOL! Another great one.

Post by **_moksha** » Tue Jul 17, 2007 6:21 am

Blixa wrote:*snort*

Double snort

Post by **_CaliforniaKid** » Tue Jul 17, 2007 6:49 am

These are really funny. I especially liked the Tal Bachman one.

Sethbag: People have been eating Reese's for a million years. What are the odds that it's just in the last 6,000 years that God decided to tell somebody the right way to eat them, and that of all people he picked us?

Post by **_KimberlyAnn** » Tue Jul 17, 2007 2:16 pm

How Mr. Coffee eats a Reese's: Upon opening his MRE, he takes his dehydrated Reese's from it's pouch, re-hydrates it with some water from his canteen, makes his Marine "Ooo-Rah" grunt and shoves the whole thing in his mouth before any sand gets on it. Then he blows up something. :)

KA

Post by **_sailgirl7** » Tue Jul 17, 2007 7:28 pm

Truth dancer: The reese's has evolved over thousands of years to be with peanut butter. It is a natural and beautiful union.