SatanWasSetUp wrote:I forgot what was the king's response when Ammon gave him the basket filled with severed arms? Something like, "Uhhh....gee.....thanks."
King: "Ammon, I said the only thing that could convince me to believe in your religion was FARMS..."
Ammon: "Oi vey, this is embarrassing."
"Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead." ~Charles Bukowski
SatanWasSetUp wrote:I forgot what was the king's response when Ammon gave him the basket filled with severed arms? Something like, "Uhhh....gee.....thanks."
King: "Ammon, I said the only thing that could convince me to believe in your religion was FARMS..."
Ammon: "Oi vey, this is embarrassing."
perfect!
From the Ernest L. Wilkinson Diaries: "ELW dreams he's spattered w/ grease. Hundreds steal his greasy pants."
My ass? Why, yes, it is nice, thank you! I have slain many a man with it. But how do you know? You haven't seen me, Silentkid, but blessed are those who have not seen and yet have believed! :P
In jest,
KA
PS - Panties.
I believe too!
Tarski, you're all worked up - have you been watching internet "biology" courses again? I hear those can be addictive. ;)
The Dude wrote: Pure fantasy, inspired, no doubt, but the story of Samson slaying all those Philistines with the jawbone of an ass, but Joseph Smith always had to make his stories better.
I'm not taking anything from Sampson's incredible, yet fictitious, slaughter of men with the jawbone of an ass, but since the beginning of time women have been able to slay men with asses, no jawbone necessary. Sampson figured that one out the hard way.
KA
2 Pet. 2: 16 16 But was rebuked for his iniquity: the dumb ass speaking with man’s voice forbad the madness of the prophet.