Do they really think this will work? Video Testimonies: ack!

Post by **_Polygamy Porter** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 5:15 am

check out these poorly shot testiphonies:

http://www.mormontestimonies.org/Catego ... estimonies

I have seen a few on YouTube.

They are awful. Horrible production quality, but worse than that, they are the typical canned "I know the choich is twoooo" kind. Many blather on in typical Mormon fashion about Smith etc...

Good god Gordon! Do the brethren know about this?

I wonder what kind of reaction the EV, BA, and other Xtians have to these sorts of regurgitated and often rote speeches..

There is one where a girl writes about how she prayed about her eternal mate. How Zoobie is that?(Zoobie is a nickname for BYU students)
This was sooooooo common with the horny RMs back when I was attending UVCC back in the early 90s..

A matter of days after our breakup, this special young man came to me and told me he wanted to continue dating me. As I continued in prayer over the relationship, I received blessed guidance from the Lord and, one night, a confirmation that I would be most happy if I married him. In June, about five months after we broke up, we married in the Temple.

WOW. I thought the kids where smarter these days...

I wonder if the above girl is related to one of the key founders of FairLDS... same last name.. *shrugs*

Post by **_Bond...James Bond** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 5:21 am

Yeah there's a whole channel of these on youtube.....it's really a joke to think that anyone gives a crap (especially considering anyone who goes looking for Mormon stuff on youtube will probably run into a much more convincing anti-Mormon video.) Is this all done by the More Good Foundation group?

Post by **_Dr. Shades** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 3:45 pm

She described her husband as "this special young man" twice. In fact, I don't think she referred to him any other way.

Holy cow. Can you imagine how wild their honeymoon night must've been, knowing that she sees him as "this special young man?"

Post by **_Blixa** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 3:47 pm

Dr. Shades wrote:She described her husband as "this special young man" twice. In fact, I don't think she referred to him any other way.

Holy cow. Can you imagine how wild their honeymoon night must've been, knowing that she sees him as "this special young man?"

Its such a Mom phrase...*shudder*

Post by **_barrelomonkeys** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 3:51 pm

Yah, the phrase is a bit creepy. But maybe she's a closet perv and we can all rest easy at night knowing they have a marvelous, kinky, pvc filled sex life.

Post by **_harmony** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 11:06 pm

barrelomonkeys wrote:Yah, the phrase is a bit creepy. But maybe she's a closet perv and we can all rest easy at night knowing they have a marvelous, kinky, pvc filled sex life.

PVC? Holy smokes. *gulp* Nevermind, I don't want to know!

Post by **_mocnarf** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 11:54 pm

Dr. Shades wrote:She described her husband as "this special young man" twice. In fact, I don't think she referred to him any other way.

Holy cow. Can you imagine how wild their honeymoon night must've been, knowing that she sees him as "this special young man?"

On their honeymoon night, it was no doubt his "special purpose" in which she was must interested.

Post by **_barrelomonkeys** » Fri Jul 27, 2007 5:27 am

harmony wrote:
barrelomonkeys wrote:Yah, the phrase is a bit creepy. But maybe she's a closet perv and we can all rest easy at night knowing they have a marvelous, kinky, pvc filled sex life.

PVC? Holy smokes. *gulp* Nevermind, I don't want to know!

I don't want to know either. That was sort of my point. ;)