Home Teacher Beaten With Revolver

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The home teachers obviously didn't understand the scope of this guy's problems. Perhaps they should try love-bombing him. The poor guy is probably just a shell of what he used to be.
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I'm sure they aimed to please, but it appears their message didn't hit the bullseye with this guy. Consequently....I consider them lucky to have escaped without suffering from any lead poisoning.
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Personally, I wonder what triggered the man's anger. Talk about a powderkeg! He really ought to be muzzled.
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Dr. Shades wrote:At least the old geezer only hit the home teacher with the gun. Thank goodness he didn't do something much worse with it. . .


He hit the home teacher with the gun because at his age, he probably can't shoot his load anymore.

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Perhaps. But I'm guessing the home teachers were merely bringing over some church magazines.
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Perhaps the old guy was reading RFM posts and got pissed at the church. Forums such as RFM may be construed as a hate site since it seems to instill anger in people. But only my opinion of course....
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KimberlyAnn wrote:
Dr. Shades wrote:At least the old geezer only hit the home teacher with the gun. Thank goodness he didn't do something much worse with it. . .


He hit the home teacher with the gun because at his age, he probably can't shoot his load anymore.

KA

Why KimberlyAnn...I am shocked at the inference of this post : - ) .....do you mean that the old man cannot shoot anymore or that old man was having problems with a different kind of load....
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why me wrote:Perhaps the old guy was reading RFM posts and got pissed at the church. Forums such as RFM may be construed as a hate site since it seems to instill anger in people. But only my opinion of course....


HOLY COW!! RAY A. WAS RIGHT!!
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Dr. Shades wrote:
why me wrote:Perhaps the old guy was reading RFM posts and got pissed at the church. Forums such as RFM may be construed as a hate site since it seems to instill anger in people. But only my opinion of course....


HOLY COW!! RAY A. WAS RIGHT!!


Nah. They're both shootin' blanks.
WK: "Joseph Smith asserted that the Book of Mormon peoples were the original inhabitants of the americas"
Will Schryver: "No, he didn’t." 3/19/08
Still waiting for Will to back this up...
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I'd add something to this thread, but I don't want to bore you, or make any hollow points. But maybe the old geezer was locked in a chamber for too long and so his reaction was just semi-automatic?
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