Home Teacher Beaten With Revolver

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_Dr. Shades
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I'm just glad I wasn't the receiver of his wrath. Even though I would've bolted, I don't know that I could let that one slide.
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Do you think when his friends find out about this they'll start calling him "The Silencer?"
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I don't know, but while he's in court they'll probably rifle through his things.
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Guns are the lowest form of humor :}
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Post by _Gazelam »

Maybe he called the Home teachers over to get their official views of his wanting to go clubbing.
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Post by _Some Schmo »

After this incident, I highly doubt that the victim will be so gun-ho to get his home teaching done next month.
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Post by _moksha »

Dr. Shades wrote:Perhaps. But I'm guessing the home teachers were merely bringing over some church magazines.


Ah, kindling for the tinder box. Maybe there were no articles that struck his fancy.
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moksha wrote:Ah, kindling for the tinder box. Maybe there were no articles that struck his fancy.


That thought had hit me, but you beat me to it.
"Finally, for your rather strange idea that miracles are somehow linked to the amount of gay sexual gratification that is taking place would require that primitive Christianity was launched by gay sex, would it not?"

--Louis Midgley
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Post by _Blixa »

It's hard to say. Maybe the HT's had small arms and couldn't defend themselves. Maybe the old guy had taken a lot of heat and was ready to pack his cap and zip outta there...
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Post by _Dr. Shades »

One thing I still don't have a handle on: What did the home teachers say to get the guy so fired up?

But as Some Schmo hinted, the next set who gets assigned to this guy will probably recoil in horror.
"Finally, for your rather strange idea that miracles are somehow linked to the amount of gay sexual gratification that is taking place would require that primitive Christianity was launched by gay sex, would it not?"

--Louis Midgley
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