Bruthas and sistas, I'd like to introduce Palmyra Porter!!

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Bruthas and sistas, I'd like to introduce Palmyra Porter!!

Post by _Polygamy Porter »

My brother!!

He was quite the TBM, and was even a stellar saleman for LDS Inc in the NY Rochester mission...

But now he is out with his wife and kids!


Welcome to the insane asylum brother!
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Post by _barrelomonkeys »

Hello PP and welcome.
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Post by _Blixa »

Does this mean we're in for a spate of "palm" jokes from Paul O in the lower kingdom?

(hope not. Hi, palmyra, hope to hear interesting things from you!)
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Post by _Yoda »

Welcome to the board, Palmyra!

:)

According to your brother, I'm the token Jack Mormon of the board.

;)

I hope you enjoy posting here. I'm also one of the Moderators, so if you have any questions, please feel free to PM me.

Liz
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Post by _Polygamy Porter »

liz3564 wrote:Welcome to the board, Palmyra!

:)

According to your brother, I'm the token Jack Mormon of the board.

;)

I hope you enjoy posting here. I'm also one of the Moderators, so if you have any questions, please feel free to PM me.

Liz
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My calling you a jackmo is according to the man that you believe talks with god.

I did not come up with the rules.
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Post by _Jersey Girl »

Ya know...when I saw a post by Palmyra Porter, I thought you were playing with us, PP. So now there are two of you? That's gonna throw off the universe around here!

Welcome Palmyra! I'm a no-nothing neverMo!

And a
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Post by _Bond...James Bond »

OMG>>>>there's another one?!?!?! Holy Hell!!

Is Mrs. Polygamy Porter going to start posting as Pollyanna Porter?
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Post by _Jersey Girl »

Read the Palmyra post, Bond! I thought it was Polygamy Porter! We're in it up to our eyeballs now!
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Post by _Polygamy Porter »

Jersey Girl wrote:Read the Palmyra post, Bond! I thought it was Polygamy Porter! We're in it up to our eyeballs now!
Fear not, he is not as bold as I am when engaging the mindless Mormons.
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Post by _Jersey Girl »

Make it stop!!! We'll reach critical Porter mass and the earth will rotate right off it's axis!
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