JST says Song of Solomon is not scripture

[_barrelomonkeys]

Necrophilia, and no,

I know what it is called... I was being silly.

[_Hoops]

Hmm... I'm guessing sex while alive is better than sex after death... necrowhatdoyacallit? ;P

Anyway... if there is passionate lust filled sex in heaven sign me up!

I think there is... though I have no scriptural evidence to support, though it makes sense.

[_barrelomonkeys]

Hmm... I'm guessing sex while alive is better than sex after death... necrowhatdoyacallit? ;P

Anyway... if there is passionate lust filled sex in heaven sign me up!

I think there is... though I have no scriptural evidence to support, though it makes sense.

Are you kidding? I can never tell with you. Why would that make sense? Because you're a man and heaven would be a wild and frisky pajama party?

[_Hoops]

It is beautiful literature. It is just hard for our human minds to read it without our human nature/sinful nature kicking in.

Lust coupled with love is not part of our sinful nature.

I expect that when I'm resurrected that I will get the best of all of my life's stages. My look in my late teens/early twenties, the innocence of childhood (without the ignorance), the passion of youth, the sex drive of my teens/twenties, the responsibility of middle age, and the deep wisdom of age all rolled into one package and then added upon.

Therefore I will be:

Physically amazing (girls will drool more) :)
Perfectly Guilt-Free (nothing to inhibit joy)
Passion for what I love
Sexual desire beyond what I have now coupled with the ability of both me and my wife to express it perfectly
Sanity
Wisdom beyond my comprehension

Sometimes I'm almost eager to die :)

I thought you were LDS? You are not born with a sinful nature, remember?

[_KimberlyAnn]

Hmm... I'm guessing sex while alive is better than sex after death... necrowhatdoyacallit? ;P

Anyway... if there is passionate lust filled sex in heaven sign me up!

I think there is... though I have no scriptural evidence to support, though it makes sense.

Are you kidding? I can never tell with you. Why would that make sense? Because you're a man and heaven would be a wild and frisky pajama party?

How exactly is one to have passionate lust filled sex in their jammies?

And that's all LDS heaven is anyway - continual polygamous sex for everyone. But continual pregnancy, too. Yuck. I'm glad to miss out on that!

And Song of Songs is certainly about earthy sex.

KA

[_barrelomonkeys]

How exactly is one to have passionate lust filled sex in their jammies?


KA

You've never seen my jammies. ;)

[_KimberlyAnn]

How exactly is one to have passionate lust filled sex in their jammies?


KA

You've never seen my jammies. ;)

Oh, I have some of those, too! But I don't sleep in them.

KA

[_barrelomonkeys]

How exactly is one to have passionate lust filled sex in their jammies?


KA

You've never seen my jammies. ;)

Oh, I have some of those, too! But I don't sleep in them.

KA

Yah, well that's why it's an all night jammie party. No sleep!

[_aussieguy55]

My wife says i have "legs like the Ceders of Lebanon"

[_moksha]

Hmm... I'm guessing sex while alive is better than sex after death... necrowhatdoyacallit? ;P

I do not wish to appear bigoted, but once you get Zombies moving in next door, there goes the neighborhood.