JST says Song of Solomon is not scripture

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_Hoops
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barrelomonkeys wrote:
Hoops wrote:
barrelomonkeys wrote:Hmm... I'm guessing sex while alive is better than sex after death... necrowhatdoyacallit? ;P

Anyway... if there is passionate lust filled sex in heaven sign me up!



I think there is... though I have no scriptural evidence to support, though it makes sense.


Are you kidding? I can never tell with you. Why would that make sense? Because you're a man and heaven would be a wild and frisky pajama party?


Well, my wife may differ with me, but I think women enjoy sex as well.

I think there will be sex in heaven because it is a part of who we are, a part of our nature, it is a wonderful aspect of our creation. I am NOT claiming that sex will be expressed in the same earthly way, however, I think it will be there is some way. Perhaps, since we will have regenerate bodies, it will be some kind of "mind sex."

I know before I became Christian I used to have mind sex all the time - and you don't even need a partner for it.
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Hoops wrote:I know before I became Christian I used to have mind sex all the time - and you don't even need a partner for it.


Personally I'm too worried about people trying to give me another mind f . . . I mean job. Yeah, job. Sometimes I feel so dirty that afterwards I'm just looking to shower my mind. I'd prefer a good brainstorm, but a good brainwashing might be welcome too after a particularly nasty mind job.
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moksha wrote:
barrelomonkeys wrote:Hmm... I'm guessing sex while alive is better than sex after death... necrowhatdoyacallit? ;P


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KimberlyAnn wrote:
barrelomonkeys wrote:
Hoops wrote:
barrelomonkeys wrote:Hmm... I'm guessing sex while alive is better than sex after death... necrowhatdoyacallit? ;P

Anyway... if there is passionate lust filled sex in heaven sign me up!



I think there is... though I have no scriptural evidence to support, though it makes sense.


Are you kidding? I can never tell with you. Why would that make sense? Because you're a man and heaven would be a wild and frisky pajama party?


How exactly is one to have passionate lust filled sex in their jammies?

And that's all LDS heaven is anyway - continual polygamous sex for everyone. But continual pregnancy, too. Yuck. I'm glad to miss out on that!

And Song of Songs is certainly about earthy sex.

KA


I disagree, it's more than that. It's sex plus more.....some of it may even be better as blasphemous as that might sound. With pregnancy you have to remember you're birthing Spirits. Spirits probably are much less painful and don't involve morning sickness, bloating of the body, and 12 hours of labor.

Edit: Would it be wrong to request pics of the aforementioned jammies? :)
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