Polar bears, limbless lizards and bush babies...

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asbestosman wrote:
Tarski wrote:Take 20 to 50 million species and figure it out any realistic way you want.


"Realistic", huh? Since when are talking donkeys, turning water into wine and rising from the dead realistic as you mean that word?

They aren't! Now go discuss amongst yourselves. LOL
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RenegadeOfPhunk wrote:
Doctor Steuss wrote:I think it's a re-tardis idea.

That's a funny rem-ark! Doctor!
Ok -I did my best. Gimme a break!


Yeah, come on Doc. Have a heart -- or two.
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And then, for the super strict fundies, you've got to account for all those dinosaurs on there, lol!

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Jersey Girl, ABman,

At one point, I defined the notion of a "species project" which includes the time to prepare for each species (set up the environment, get the food and water etc.)
Even if the polar bear (bush baby) just instantly appeared on the boat, the time allotted toward that bear in preparation would easily be more than an hour.

Of course, maybe Noah did nothing and God did all the work. But that's not how the story goes is it?
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RenegadeOfPhunk wrote:
asbestosman wrote:Nope, it was actually equipped with a Tardis to make the inside bigger than the outside.

A miraculous tardis effect?
...I've gotta hand it to ya - that's genius..!


I thought so too until I realized that buoyancy might prove problematic. Displacing water becomes more difficult when the outside volume has been decreased while the mass inside remains quite large.

I suspect God had the ark resting on the backs of angels. Either that or the giant turtle who used to hold the Earth up before Columbus made the world spherical.
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Tarski wrote:Of course, maybe Noah did nothing and God did all the work. But that's not how the story goes is it?

Maybe I'll have to reread the story, but we are taught that we are to do our best and then God will augment our efforts.
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asbestosman wrote:Yeah, come on Doc. Have a heart -- or two.


I'm a Doctor, not an octopus... (nor am I a doctor of the Who variety...).

Another flood issue. What about all of the fresh-water fish?
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Doctor Steuss wrote:Another flood issue. What about all of the fresh-water fish?


A dolphiin built an submarine ark for the saltwater varity and then the oceans became freshwater?
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Jersey Girl wrote:
Tarski wrote:Jersey Girl.

You want a whole ecosystem and mating on the boat too? How much wetland was on the boat. How much prairy Old Testament jungle?
How many plants to grow and feed and be eaten. Pollun, bees, slime mold, fungi, mites?
Were does the dung go? How does a polar bear survive in the same environment as snake or frog?


Hmmm...been totally down this road before...how many species existed back then?

More than now.
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Just for the record, the Book of Mormon is orders of magnitude easier to believe than a literal Noah's ark and world flood.
That ain't saying much either since the Book of Mormon isn't believable.
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