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_KimberlyAnn
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Doctor Steuss wrote:
evolving wrote:Image


Is that a lizard with a phallus? If only Mark Hoffman had thrown some of that into the salamander deal...



That looks like two dudes with erections. I think it's telling us God supports gay marriage.

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Sethbag wrote:I think Kerry Shirts, the backward professor, used the idea of God with a dick as part of his proof that the ancients believed in a physical-body God. He even waxed eloquent on God's ejaculation, if I recall. I couldn't bring myself to listen to that whole podcast, nor indeed any of his podcasts. A few minutes of the bull**** were all I could take.


I unfortunately listened to all 8 hours - during the podcast he was so excited at times, I think he spilt his seed just talking about the eternal hard-on principle.
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evolving wrote:
Is that a lizard with a phallus? If only Mark Hoffman had thrown some of that into the salamander deal...


what is even better than that is the Church yanked the phallus off the facimille between 1850 & 1930 and put it back out of god's belly not to pornographic(I think those dates are correct) - but I don't think I should use the words phallus and yanked in the same sentence. I start to blush.
~evolving


I don't think you should use those words, either. It's not making me blush, it's making me flush. Is it hot in here?

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Blixa wrote:
Sethbag wrote:I think Kerry Shirts, the backward professor, used the idea of God with a dick as part of his proof that the ancients believed in a physical-body God. He even waxed eloquent on God's ejaculation, if I recall. I couldn't bring myself to listen to that whole podcast, nor indeed any of his podcasts. A few minutes of the bull**** were all I could take.


Jinx!

You owe me a Coke...

Next time I'm in Utah sure thing, I'll buy you a coke. :-)
Mormonism ceased being a compelling topic for me when I finally came to terms with its transformation from a personality cult into a combination of a real estate company, a SuperPac, and Westboro Baptist Church. - Kishkumen
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