porn shop thread on ma&d

Post by **_KimberlyAnn** » Sat Aug 11, 2007 2:15 am

barrelomonkeys wrote:I was going to post a picture of a hand blender then I found myself cringing.

I say we have a contest. Everyone go to their nearest Target and we all come back and compare our "goods". Blixa declares the winner of the most inventive marital aid.

Here's what I found at Target: http://www.target.com/gp/detail.html/re ... B000BGHOOS

That and a tub of cupcake frosting - YEE-HAW!

KA

Post by **_barrelomonkeys** » Sat Aug 11, 2007 2:17 am

HA! Nice!

Post by **_Mercury** » Sat Aug 11, 2007 3:39 am

moksha wrote:
barrelomonkeys wrote:I think I shop at the wrong Target.

Can you imagine the front register making a storewide announcement asking for a price check on the personal vibrators, "with those little rubber pointy things"?

Hmm, to describe is to have known. Not biblically know, of course Moksha?
;)

Post by **_Hoops** » Sat Aug 11, 2007 4:09 am

KimberlyAnn wrote:I didn't know what the heck most of the stuff in that store was! But I found out.

KA

That's the short story.

Post by **_Blixa** » Sat Aug 11, 2007 6:50 pm

Man, Target is a BDSM playground:

http://www.target.com/gp/detail.html/sr=1-16/qid=1186857675/ref=sr_1_16/602-4759312-8890209?ie=UTF8&asin=B000IWWYRC

http://www.target.com/gp/detail.html/sr=1-5/qid=1186857803/ref=sr_1_5/602-4759312-8890209?ie=UTF8&asin=B000HS9UXI

http://www.target.com/gp/detail.html/ref=br_1_12/602-4759312-8890209?ie=UTF8&frombrowse=1&asin=B000FN9Z5S

and don't forget some:

http://www.target.com/gp/detail.html/sr=1-1/qid=1186857849/ref=sr_1_1/602-4759312-8890209?ie=UTF8&asin=B000E8TOPU

and if you want to get pregnant:

http://www.target.com/gp/detail.html/sr=1-5/qid=1186857550/ref=sr_1_5/602-4759312-8890209?ie=UTF8&asin=B000N38BKU (with kickstand!)

Post by **_moksha** » Sat Aug 11, 2007 8:47 pm

Blixa, your humor is incredible! What would the well stocked bedroom be without Target?

Post by **_Dr. Shades** » Sat Aug 11, 2007 10:43 pm

KimberlyAnn wrote:I remember the first time I went into a "verboten" sex shop. . . I didn't know what the heck most of the stuff in that store was! But I found out.

The hard way?

_Yoda · Post by **_Yoda** » Sat Aug 11, 2007 11:35 pm

Dr. Shades wrote:
KimberlyAnn wrote:I remember the first time I went into a "verboten" sex shop. . . I didn't know what the heck most of the stuff in that store was! But I found out.

The hard way?

It sounds like she found out the GOOD way.

;)