The General Conference Drinking game

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_Mercury
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The General Conference Drinking game

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New Apostle is white - 2 shots
New Apostle is minority - 1 shot (or is it 3?)
New Seventy is white - gulp a beer
New Seventy is black - down a whole 40

Reference to the Book of Mormon being the record of the Native American people - Chug a beer
Testimony that the GA "knows" that joe translated the Book of Mormon - Shot of Jameson


GA starts choking and can't recover for 30 seconds - Chug a beer
Its Faust - Shot of Jager
Hinckley takes a dump in his depends while sitting on the stand - gulp a beer
Hinckley takes a dump in his depends while speaking - 2 shots of Aftershock

By the way, if any Mormon gets offended, shame on you for reading this while conference is going on...shouldn't your face be glued to the TV?
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Re: The General Conference Drinking game

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Mercury wrote:New Apostle is white - 2 shots
New Apostle is minority - 1 shot (or is it 3?)
New Seventy is white - gulp a beer
New Seventy is black -

Reference to the Book of Mormon being the record of the Native American people - Chug a beer
Testimony that the GA "knows" that joe translated the Book of Mormon - Shot of Jameson


GA starts choking and can't recover for 30 seconds - Chug a beer
Its Faust - Shot of Jager
Hinckley takes a dump in his depends while sitting on the stand - gulp a beer
Hinckley takes a dump in his depends while speaking - 2 shots of Aftershock

By the way, if any Mormon gets offended, shame on you for reading this while conference is going on...shouldn't your face be glued to the TV?


Pres Faust is dead.
_Mercury
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Re: The General Conference Drinking game

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harmony wrote:
Mercury wrote:New Apostle is white - 2 shots
New Apostle is minority - 1 shot (or is it 3?)
New Seventy is white - gulp a beer
New Seventy is black -

Reference to the Book of Mormon being the record of the Native American people - Chug a beer
Testimony that the GA "knows" that joe translated the Book of Mormon - Shot of Jameson


GA starts choking and can't recover for 30 seconds - Chug a beer
Its Faust - Shot of Jager
Hinckley takes a dump in his depends while sitting on the stand - gulp a beer
Hinckley takes a dump in his depends while speaking - 2 shots of Aftershock

By the way, if any Mormon gets offended, shame on you for reading this while conference is going on...shouldn't your face be glued to the TV?


Pres Faust is dead.


I know. Remember a few years back when he couldn't stop coughing? I felt really bad for the guy...still do.
And crawling on the planet's face
Some insects called the human race
Lost in time
And lost in space...and meaning
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