The General Conference Drinking game
Posted: Sat Oct 06, 2007 4:23 pm
New Apostle is white - 2 shots
New Apostle is minority - 1 shot (or is it 3?)
New Seventy is white - gulp a beer
New Seventy is black - down a whole 40
Reference to the Book of Mormon being the record of the Native American people - Chug a beer
Testimony that the GA "knows" that joe translated the Book of Mormon - Shot of Jameson
GA starts choking and can't recover for 30 seconds - Chug a beer
Its Faust - Shot of Jager
Hinckley takes a dump in his depends while sitting on the stand - gulp a beer
Hinckley takes a dump in his depends while speaking - 2 shots of Aftershock
By the way, if any Mormon gets offended, shame on you for reading this while conference is going on...shouldn't your face be glued to the TV?
New Apostle is minority - 1 shot (or is it 3?)
New Seventy is white - gulp a beer
New Seventy is black - down a whole 40
Reference to the Book of Mormon being the record of the Native American people - Chug a beer
Testimony that the GA "knows" that joe translated the Book of Mormon - Shot of Jameson
GA starts choking and can't recover for 30 seconds - Chug a beer
Its Faust - Shot of Jager
Hinckley takes a dump in his depends while sitting on the stand - gulp a beer
Hinckley takes a dump in his depends while speaking - 2 shots of Aftershock
By the way, if any Mormon gets offended, shame on you for reading this while conference is going on...shouldn't your face be glued to the TV?