Utah #1 in Nation for Google Porn Searches

[_Who Knows]

According to this Deseret News article, utah is #1 in the nation in various searches for porn.

Utah and/or Salt Lake City also rank tops in the nation in searches for "pornography," "naked girls," "striptease," "topless," "nude," "strip poker," "lingerie," "blonde" and "brunette."

Kinda funny...

[_dartagnan]

"When you have extreme light, or people trying to do good things, you often also find the opposite in extreme," says Steve Pumphrey, a clinical director of LifeSTAR, a company founded in Utah that works with sex addicts.

That was the excuse I heard on my mission when some Mormons were performing Satanic rituals in LDS chapels. Apparently Utah is a hotbed for Satanism. But hey, “where there is the most good, there is the most evil.” So much for “by their fruits you shall know them.”

"The forbidden is really tempting," says Theresa A. Martinez, a sociology professor at the University of Utah who has studied deviant behavior. "Where you have a culture that is known for family values, morality and apple pie, you will also have curiosity and interest in the forbidden."

Yea, I’m sure it is nothing more than “curiosity.” I wouldn’t be surprised if more hand lotion is sold in Utah, than the all other states combined.

[_harmony]

I wouldn’t be surprised if more hand lotion is sold in Utah, than the all other states combined.

I was thinking it would be more hand sanitizer.

[_Some Schmo]

I wouldn’t be surprised if more hand lotion is sold in Utah, than the all other states combined.

I was thinking it would be more hand sanitizer.

I've heard that sperm and urine are extremely clean when they first come out, and that the sandwich you eat is likely dirtier.

[_harmony]

I wouldn’t be surprised if more hand lotion is sold in Utah, than the all other states combined.

I was thinking it would be more hand sanitizer.

I've heard that sperm and urine are extremely clean when they first come out, and that the sandwich you eat is likely dirtier.

I've also heard that a dog's mouth is cleaner than a human mouth, but then I see dogs licking their balls.

[_Nephi]

I've also heard that a dog's mouth is cleaner than a human mouth, but then I see dogs licking their balls.

Yeah. They lick their own ass holes as well. Shocking that a dog's ass hole and balls are cleaner than a human's mouth. Makes you wonder, doesn't it?

[_dartagnan]

I've also heard that a dog's mouth is cleaner than a human mouth, but then I see dogs licking their balls.

Yea, a dogs mouth generally doesn't contain nearly as much bacteria as a human's... that is, until they decide to eat their own s***.

Do you think your mouth is clean, even after brushing your teeth? Try something. Stick your finger all the way in the back of your mouth and rub it on the base of your tongue, as far back as you can reach without gagging. Then smell your finger. Usually people cannot smell their own bad breath, but that crap living on the back of your tongue is so potent that anyone can smell it.

I did this when I was 15 and it scared the snot out of me. So I have been using a tongue scrapper and rinsing with plax ever since.

[_Belial]

This is a scam. The Church of Satan has a network of computers that automatically search for porn all day, every day.

[_barrelomonkeys]

I didn't read through this entire thread... but I did read the original post. What struck me as amusing is what precisely was being searched for.

It's such tamed smut. Rather cute actually. :)

[_Who Knows]

I didn't read through this entire thread... but I did read the original post. What struck me as amusing is what precisely was being searched for.

It's such tamed smut. Rather cute actually. :)

Heh. Utah is also No. 3 for "hot sex"; and No. 4 for "barely legal." (lol - note the irony of the latter search term)