97 Posts to Godhood (For Bob Crockett)

_Yoda · Post by **_Yoda** » Sat Oct 13, 2007 4:55 pm

Dear Bob,

I just noticed that you now have 903 posts on MDB.

You had mentioned that you would be sorely ashamed if you actually met the 1000 post mark and attained godhood status.

Here's hoping we get to welcome you into the decadent fold.

;)

Sincerely,

Liz...a.k.a. Resident Goddess of Shady Acres

Post by **_Bond...James Bond** » Sat Oct 13, 2007 4:58 pm

I think the only think that could keep him from becoming a MDB God would be to go Gaz and take an alternate avatar title before he reaches Godhood. So I think he should consider such titles as "Elite Marathoner", "Grammar Nazi" (which may be on reserve for Shades), or "Not Anonymous Like Some of these Cowardly Apostates".

Post by **_karl61** » Sat Oct 13, 2007 6:24 pm

Impossible - he will not be a real God!

The ONLY MEN WHO BECOME GODS, even the Sons of God, are those WHO ENTER INTO POLYGAMY.”(Journal of Discourses, Vol. 11, page 269 (from realmormonhistory.com)

unless he is doing the same dance Joseph did it ain't going to happen.

Post by **_Gazelam** » Sat Oct 13, 2007 9:08 pm

I think the only think that could keep him from becoming a MDB God would be to go Gaz and take an alternate avatar title before he reaches Godhood.

Is this a new terminolgy? To "go Gaz"?

Was my changing of my avatar that big a deal? Perhaps I shoulds go back to my old one so as to excuse myself from such hostile controversy.

Post by **_Bond...James Bond** » Sat Oct 13, 2007 9:51 pm

Gazelam wrote:
I think the only think that could keep him from becoming a MDB God would be to go Gaz and take an alternate avatar title before he reaches Godhood.

Is this a new terminolgy? To "go Gaz"?

Was my changing of my avatar that big a deal? Perhaps I shoulds go back to my old one so as to excuse myself from such hostile controversy.

It's not derrogatory Gaz....and I'm not talking about your avatar "picture"....I'm talking about your switch to the title "Lightbearer". It's just a preference thing I think.

Post by **_barrelomonkeys** » Sat Oct 13, 2007 11:22 pm

Does this mean I can start over too?

I don't want to be a Goddess anymore. I want to be a sunbeam again. :)

_Yoda · Post by **_Yoda** » Wed Oct 17, 2007 5:29 pm

Bob now has 79 posts to go before he reaches Godhood.

For the past four days, he has been averaging 4.5 posts per day.

If he keeps up this posting pattern, Bob will reach Godhood on Sunday, November 4, 2007!

I, for one, am looking forward to welcoming Bob into our Godhood fold.

It will be the ultimate crowning glory of hypocrisy!

Love ya, Bob!

;)

(Can you tell I'm bored today? My students are working on an independent project. LOL)

Post by **_moksha** » Wed Oct 17, 2007 7:21 pm

So when he hits Godhood, does that mean all will be revealed, including our identities? I wonder if any small clipping services might be interested?

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97 Posts to Godhood (For Bob Crockett)

97 Posts to Godhood (For Bob Crockett)

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