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Two hundred fify years after the events of The Book of Mormon Movie Volume I The Journey, Mosiah I is king of the Nephites. They abandon the City of Nephi and discover the people of Zarahemla who came from Jerusalem in the days of Zedekiah. Mosiah I is made king over them. His son King Benjamin gives a great speech. His son, Mosiah II, sends Ammon to the City of Nephi and finds King Limhi and his people in bondage to the Lamanites.


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Is that the Narrow Neck of Land they are standing on? If so, the Limited Geography theory is getting a little out of hand.
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SatanWasSetUp wrote:Is that the Narrow Neck of Land they are standing on? If so, the Limited Geography theory is getting a little out of hand.


It's pretty narrow, man. Geez.
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Post by _beastie »

LOL!!!! More, more!!!

You know I find LGT one of the most interesting (and humorous) aspects of LDS apologia.

Sooner or later the LGTists will claim that the Book of Mormon is the product of the fervent imagination of a pimply Mesoamerican teenager in his parent's "basement". King, shming! These people had IMAGINATION and delusions of grandeur.
We hate to seem like we don’t trust every nut with a story, but there’s evidence we can point to, and dance while shouting taunting phrases.

Penn & Teller

http://www.mormonmesoamerica.com
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Post by _Blixa »

Bravo!! Bravo!! MORE!!!

Also work in some lego-mation, if possible. I'll even accept taste-fully done claymation...
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Post by _KimberlyAnn »

Everyone knows sheep are too dumb to carry on a conversation! I think Ammon should be talking to an orange tabby cat.

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Nephite women out and about .

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Post by _CaliforniaKid »

How about doing "Another Brick Testament of Jesus Christ"?

http://www.thebricktestament.com/
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Post by _Polygamy Porter »

thestyleguy wrote:Nephite women out and about .

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Nope. Those ladies are too dark to be white and delightumsome nephites...
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Post by _Polygamy Porter »

CaliforniaKid wrote:How about doing "Another Brick Testament of Jesus Christ"?

http://www.thebricktestament.com/


Abel having sex with his sister...

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Which led to Cain being jealous...

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