fighting looters and throwing rocks at young school girls.??
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fighting looters and throwing rocks at young school girls.??
the article rcrocket posted in another thread. this one really deserves it's own place to discuss :)
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http://docs.google.com/Doc?id=df5t8cqm_6dp9d8n&pli=1.
"In a related matter, local attorney Robert D. Crockett – who also serves as a volunteer bishop for his Mormon congregation – was arrested for fighting with looters in a street in his neighborhood. “I was only doing what I needed to do to stop traffic from coming into my neighborhood and obstructing fire equipment personnel,” he informed a Signal reporter. However, when Sheriff’s deputies were called to the scene, Mr. Crockett was seen throwing rocks at young school girls."
from now on -- righteous indignation will have two meanings for me - Jesus in the temple, and Bob chucking rocks at little girls.. all fun aside - I am sure I would have done everything in my power to protect my neighborhood from looting.. even rocks at little girls, but only if they looked really mean.
entire :
http://docs.google.com/Doc?id=df5t8cqm_6dp9d8n&pli=1.
"In a related matter, local attorney Robert D. Crockett – who also serves as a volunteer bishop for his Mormon congregation – was arrested for fighting with looters in a street in his neighborhood. “I was only doing what I needed to do to stop traffic from coming into my neighborhood and obstructing fire equipment personnel,” he informed a Signal reporter. However, when Sheriff’s deputies were called to the scene, Mr. Crockett was seen throwing rocks at young school girls."
from now on -- righteous indignation will have two meanings for me - Jesus in the temple, and Bob chucking rocks at little girls.. all fun aside - I am sure I would have done everything in my power to protect my neighborhood from looting.. even rocks at little girls, but only if they looked really mean.
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Well that sounds bizarre, but as school was cancelled during the time of the fire, I think it's safe to say these weren't little girls walking home from the bus. I don't know what was going on, but I dare say there's probably another side to the story.
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It should have been put through one of those online newspaper clipping generators---so you can make the simulated news item appear more authentic. Did Bob write it himself, or a friend? I want to know the genius who knew that Bob throwing rocks at school girls was just this side of plausible!
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I don't care if it's real or not......I giggled like a school girl imagining Crockett throwing rocks at little school girls. The only way it could have been better is if he challenged the looters to a long distance run for his stereo.
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well the signal is a santa clarita paper but still no bob crockett in the search.
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