The searing fires of Hell...
Abyssal depths of torment and misery. A bottomless lake of fire and brimstone...the soul torn asunder and the mind crushed, whipped, and pureed like raspberry Jello in the mighty vice of God's eternal wrath...
On the next Oprah...
The End of Exmormonism...
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The End of Exmormonism...
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Re: The End of Exmormonism...
Coggins7 wrote:The searing fires of Hell...
Abyssal depths of torment and misery. A bottomless lake of fire and brimstone...the soul torn asunder and and the mind crushed, whipped, and pureed like raspberry Jello in the mighty vice of God's eternal wrath...
On the next Oprah...
Maybe Dr. Phil could give them a good talking to as well.
Cry Heaven and let loose the Penguins of Peace
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The searing fires of Hell...
Abyssal depths of torment and misery. A bottomless lake of fire and brimstone...the soul torn asunder and and the mind crushed, whipped, and pureed like raspberry Jello in the mighty vice of God's eternal wrath...
I think you got your wires crossed. This sounds more like the EV hell awaiting Mormons.
We hate to seem like we don’t trust every nut with a story, but there’s evidence we can point to, and dance while shouting taunting phrases.
Penn & Teller
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beastie wrote:The searing fires of Hell...
Abyssal depths of torment and misery. A bottomless lake of fire and brimstone...the soul torn asunder and and the mind crushed, whipped, and pureed like raspberry Jello in the mighty vice of God's eternal wrath...
I think you got your wires crossed. This sounds more like the EV hell awaiting Mormons.
Yeah, it's the hell I should expect, I think. At least according to my EV husband. And I'm not even a Mormon!
It's the place so many religious believers reserve for folks who think differently than them.
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If we all end up in that hell maybe we can do as Joseph Smith said and drive the devil out; then make our own heaven out of it, aye?
One moment in annihilation's waste,
one moment, of the well of life to taste-
The stars are setting and the caravan
starts for the dawn of nothing; Oh, make haste!
-Omar Khayaam
*Be on the lookout for the forthcoming album from Jiminy Finn and the Moneydiggers.*
one moment, of the well of life to taste-
The stars are setting and the caravan
starts for the dawn of nothing; Oh, make haste!
-Omar Khayaam
*Be on the lookout for the forthcoming album from Jiminy Finn and the Moneydiggers.*
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Do we have to be treated to Coggins' erotica? I mean really...
Now THAT is funny. :O
We hate to seem like we don’t trust every nut with a story, but there’s evidence we can point to, and dance while shouting taunting phrases.
Penn & Teller
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Penn & Teller
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Re: The End of Exmormonism...
Coggins7 wrote:The searing fires of Hell...
Abyssal depths of torment and misery. A bottomless lake of fire and brimstone...the soul torn asunder and the mind crushed, whipped, and pureed like raspberry Jello in the mighty vice of God's eternal wrath...
On the next Oprah...
Wrong religion, Loran. The worst ex-Mormons can expect is the Telestial Kingdom, which is much better than the earth we all know now.
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Re: The End of Exmormonism...
harmony wrote:Wrong religion, Loran. The worst ex-Mormons can expect is the Telestial Kingdom, which is much better than the earth we all know now.
Well, it may not be doctrinely accurate, but that doesn't seem to affect Loran's raging libido.
“I was hooked from the start,” Snoop Dogg said. “We talked about the purpose of life, played Mousetrap, and ate brownies. The kids thought it was off the hook, for real.”