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The End of Exmormonism...
Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2007 12:45 am
by _Coggins7
The searing fires of Hell...
Abyssal depths of torment and misery. A bottomless lake of fire and brimstone...the soul torn asunder and the mind crushed, whipped, and pureed like raspberry Jello in the mighty vice of God's eternal wrath...
On the next Oprah...
Re: The End of Exmormonism...
Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2007 1:10 am
by _moksha
Coggins7 wrote:The searing fires of Hell...
Abyssal depths of torment and misery. A bottomless lake of fire and brimstone...the soul torn asunder and and the mind crushed, whipped, and pureed like raspberry Jello in the mighty vice of God's eternal wrath...
On the next Oprah...
Maybe Dr. Phil could give them a good talking to as well.
Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2007 1:27 am
by _beastie
The searing fires of Hell...
Abyssal depths of torment and misery. A bottomless lake of fire and brimstone...the soul torn asunder and and the mind crushed, whipped, and pureed like raspberry Jello in the mighty vice of God's eternal wrath...
I think you got your wires crossed. This sounds more like the EV hell awaiting Mormons.
Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2007 1:42 am
by _KimberlyAnn
beastie wrote:The searing fires of Hell...
Abyssal depths of torment and misery. A bottomless lake of fire and brimstone...the soul torn asunder and and the mind crushed, whipped, and pureed like raspberry Jello in the mighty vice of God's eternal wrath...
I think you got your wires crossed. This sounds more like the EV hell awaiting Mormons.
Yeah, it's the hell I should expect, I think. At least according to my EV husband. And I'm not even a Mormon!
It's the place so many religious believers reserve for folks who think differently than them.
KA
Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2007 2:23 am
by _LifeOnaPlate
If we all end up in that hell maybe we can do as Joseph Smith said and drive the devil out; then make our own heaven out of it, aye?
Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2007 2:29 am
by _Blixa
LOAP, for once we agree..I think....
Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2007 2:53 am
by _Trevor
Do we have to be treated to Coggins' erotica? I mean really...
Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2007 2:54 am
by _beastie
Do we have to be treated to Coggins' erotica? I mean really...
Now THAT is funny. :O
Re: The End of Exmormonism...
Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2007 3:02 am
by _harmony
Coggins7 wrote:The searing fires of Hell...
Abyssal depths of torment and misery. A bottomless lake of fire and brimstone...the soul torn asunder and the mind crushed, whipped, and pureed like raspberry Jello in the mighty vice of God's eternal wrath...
On the next Oprah...
Wrong religion, Loran. The worst ex-Mormons can expect is the Telestial Kingdom, which is much better than the earth we all know now.
Re: The End of Exmormonism...
Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2007 3:03 am
by _Trevor
harmony wrote:Wrong religion, Loran. The worst ex-Mormons can expect is the Telestial Kingdom, which is much better than the earth we all know now.
Well, it may not be doctrinely accurate, but that doesn't seem to affect Loran's raging libido.